Today's "Would You?"

She's sexy, intelligent and, whilst she may not have the most attractive boat she is definitely not a munter. Besides, if you look at her whenever she's being interviewed there is a right naughty little spark in her eyes. I bet she is an absolute filthmonger in the sack.

I've always had a thing for older women - ever since I was a young bloke. Young women bore me to ****ing tears generally. There's only so much inane nollocks I can listen to without longing for something with a bit more substance.

Also, older women are much, much better in bed - fact.