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New merchandise idea for CARD

MountsfieldPark
MountsfieldPark Posts: 2,074
in Not Sports Related
Smart hairbrush listens for breaking hair (BBC news)

Beauty giant L'Oreal has unveiled a smart hairbrush packed with sensors to help consumers improve their brushing technique. The Hair Coach, which will retail at just under $200 (£160), contains a microphone, gyroscope and accelerometer among other sensors. It also vibrates if you brush too hard. The brush's in-built microphone records the sounds of breaking hair. The firm says the other sensors are used to build up a profile of the way the owner looks after their hair.

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Clearly a life-changing product. Slap a CARD logo on it and Lifers will snap them up!

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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,857
    Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market. :smile:
  • MountsfieldPark
    MountsfieldPark Posts: 2,074
    Davo55 said:

    Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market. :smile:

    There's a market for nostalgia, you know.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,783
    Davo55 said:

    Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market. :smile:

    Handy for some of us though mate... :-)
  • Eynsfordaddick
    Eynsfordaddick Posts: 2,046
    Davo55 said:

    Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market. :smile:

    One for the ladies then!
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,784
    Davo55 said:

    Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market. :smile:

    Cut the bristles off, wack on a bit of cloth and call it a head polisher. 70% of the charlton male target market sorted.

  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,136
    MountsfieldPark said:

    Davo55 said:

    Hair? Charlton fans? Takes out about 70% of the male target market. :smile:

    There's a market for nostalgia, you know.
    You can just imagine the sensory feedback you'd get from this.

    "what was I doing wrong brush?"

    "You were brushing your armpits."
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,292
    What about a CARD branded lie detector?

    Lie Detector
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,951
    Stig said:

    What about a CARD branded lie detector?

    Lie Detector

    Surely that should be Daisy in there, no?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,876
    edited January 2017
    What ampage does that lie detector go up to?
  • dogpat65
    dogpat65 Posts: 149
    There must be a market for CARD Thermos Flasks and Blankets

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  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,443
    I think coffee mugs would sell well.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,836
    Shorts
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,876
    I've noticed Barker seems to like a pair of shorts.
  • dogpat65
    dogpat65 Posts: 149
    Even better.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,784
    How about CARD drones ? They might take off
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,784
    Or for the sweettoothed fans, CARD chocolate coated peanuts. I'm sure they'll go down a treet
  • Duncan270566
    Duncan270566 Posts: 402
    edited January 2017
    How about some CARD peanut butter? Don't tell other supporters though in case they spread it.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,784
    Or CARD laxatives ? You could get a run on them
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,591
    Or CARD bras, that would be an uplifting experience.

  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,591
    Or CARD Viagra, if nothing else, at least it would stop the old farts falling out of bed!

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  • MountsfieldPark
    MountsfieldPark Posts: 2,074
    Or happy families CARDs, featuring Mr Duchatelet the village idiot, Ms Hofte the idiot's partner, Ms Meire the idiot's niece and Karl the Lancashire Heeler*.

    *Personality

    It is alert, friendly, energetic, intelligent, playful and a pleasant companion. Personality can range from lazy and playful to energenic and talkative. It is actually a very strong dog that likes to participate in all kinds of activities, and can carry a ball or object the size of themselves. The Lancashire Heeler is friendly towards its owners and passers-by on the street but may be aggressive towards an unknown character on their territory.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,822
    We do coffee mugs. :)
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,443
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    We do coffee mugs. :)

    I mentioned this earlier, it would be a winner methinks.
  • Airman Brown
    Airman Brown Posts: 15,792
    So last year...

    image
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,836
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    MuttleyCAFC said:

    We do coffee mugs. :)

    I mentioned this earlier, it would be a winner methinks.
    Mug
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,822
    Have to say it -like the black on that. Ours are plain white. Just got an order for 500 which yours truly has to do so will be sick of the sight of mugs for a while!

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