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So what horrors did the quick thinking AFC stewards prevent by quickly restraining KR?

RodneyCharltonTrotta
RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,862
edited February 2017 in General Charlton
From AFC Wimbledon's presumptuous and accusatory statement " Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from striking anyone.

As @Henry Irving points out on the other thread by that logic they also prevented Karl Robinson from stabbing or shooting anyone. So what other horrors did they prevent our gaffer from unleashing on the poor darlings? I'll start...

Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from releasing a dirty bomb into the home end, before kidnapping the tea lady 's cat and getting the family stand hooked on crack cocaine whilst pissing on a statue of Vinnie Jones and Dave Beasant and releasing a gang of ferrets down a nearby Womble warren.

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  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,225
    ...restrain Mr. Robinson from singing 'Roland Out'.
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,231
    edited February 2017
    ...restrain Mr. Robinson from breaking into a scouse rendition of a popular Simon and Garfunkel song...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,479
    restrain Mr. Robinson from posting his post match view and player scores on Charlton Life
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,056
    restrain Mr. Robinson and so present him with another excuse to avoid meeting the protesting fans
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,764
    ...restrain Mr. Robinson from relaying his team sheet video message, in depth tactical plans and away coach meal preferences to the Oldham management team 2 days before the game.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from putting his finger in each of the AFCW ball boys
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,401
    Was also prevented from having the coach hub caps away.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    jonseventyfive said:

    Was also prevented from having the coach hub caps away.

    Nah, I bet he still got them the cheeky scouse scamp
  • cafckev
    cafckev Posts: 2,923
    Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from Taking off his jacket to reveal a third nipple and a large tattoo of the MKD flag across his chest.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,148
    Restrain Robinson from dismantling their air conditioning system and releasing a rare and overpowering batch of lavender

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  • InspectorSands
    InspectorSands Posts: 5,208
    ...restrain Mr Robinson from hosting the following day's Grammy awards in Los Angeles.
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    Quick thinking AFCW stewards prevented Karl Robinson from becoming a scouse cliché.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Restrained Mr Robinson from nicking the Wimbledon players car wheels.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,497
    One of those unfair threads where nobody's going to come close to the OP
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    Restrained Mr Robinson from chucking strawberry jam everywhere.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,660
    Restrained Mr Robinson from explaining what the fuck is going on in Taboo on Saturday night.
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772


    Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to restrain Mr Robinson from challenging the groundsman to an epic hip hop dance battle

  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Restrained from swinging from the groundsman's fork handle.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,493
    Restrained from driving down to Wiltshire and getting involved in this

    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/shocking-100-man-wetherspoons-brawl-caught-on-camera-as-punters-exchange-brutal-punches-in-early-hours-bust-up/ar-AAmSxeC?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartanntp#image=
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,148
    Restraining Robinson from calling an Uber instead of hailing a black cab

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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,234
    Fortunately the steward was still present and, aided by Neal Ardley and assistant manager Neil Cox, he was able to retrain Mr Robinson and he can now drink without spilling his lager.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,451
    Think the world may have dodged a bullet here, what with Robinson's mouth and Donald Trump in the mix, I believe that the Wombles groundsmen saved Armageddon!
  • raytreacy69
    raytreacy69 Posts: 960
    Pretty sad that rather than support our manager who is clearly the victim here - yet again our so called supporters think it funny to have another snide pop at him
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,148
    Restrain Robinson from flicking to a channel beginning with a 9 before his partner was fully asleep
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,230
    Restrain Robinson from logging into Charlton Life under his handle raytreacy69 to complain about how hard done by he is.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    raytreacy69 said:

    Pretty sad that rather than support our manager who is clearly the victim here - yet again our so called supporters think it funny to have another snide pop at him

    Whooshey McWhooshington
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,862
    raytreacy69 said:

    Pretty sad that rather than support our manager who is clearly the victim here - yet again our so called supporters think it funny to have another snide pop at him

    I'm a 100% behind Robinson. It's actually because of how ridiculous the accusatory Afc write up was. Get a grip.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,443
    raytreacy69 said:

    Pretty sad that rather than support our manager who is clearly the victim here - yet again our so called supporters think it funny to have another snide pop at him

    Whilst he appears to be the victim I think the majority view is that there is a time and a place.

    He was unprofessional, there is no getting away from that. Last week Rosler was getting criticised for his actions on the pitch.
  • raytreacy69
    raytreacy69 Posts: 960
    Agree there is a time and a place - but if the alleged abuse of him is true then who can blame him.Are you telling me you would have reacted any differently?
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,340
    Stopped him from righting a wrong.

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