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How do you know if your Taliban ?

Goonerhater
Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
edited July 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
OK before we start look away now if ur easily offeneded.


* U refine heroine 4 a living but have moral objections to beer.
*U own a £1,500 machine gun and a £2,500 rocket launcher but cant aford shoes.
* U have more wives than teeth
* U think vest come in two styles: Bullet proof and suicide
* U cant think of anyone u havnt declared jihad against
* U think TV is dangerous but carry amunition in ur clothing.
* U have never been asked " does this burkha make my arse look big"
* ur amazed to discover that mobile phones have otheruses other than seting off bombs
* U get the common compliment" love what u have done with ur cave".
* u wipe ur arse with ur hand but think bacon is unclean.

Comments

  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    very good
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    LOL!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited July 2008
    I am offended by your use of text language ;-)
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    salad mate wasnt text language thats my normal spelling.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited July 2008
    isn't Lois Lane a refined heroine?
    :-)
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    Saw a cartoon a few years back in Private Eye.... two muslim women in burkhas....one turned to the other and asked..."Does my bomb look big in this? "

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