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Does Roland own the house I am renting?

cafcfan
cafcfan Posts: 11,198
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If so, NO you tight git, don't hide the rust with duct tape - just buy some new garden furniture.

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  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Hope you're not too attached to that table mate, heard a whisper it's going to be unveiled as our new centre-back when the transfer window reopens.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954

    Centre back? With all that duct tape around it's feet, surely it's the President himself.

  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,409
    Not yet !
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    MrLargo said:

    Hope you're not too attached to that table mate, heard a whisper it's going to be unveiled as our new centre-back when the transfer window reopens.

    Centre-back pairing I think.

    Way too narrow - spread out!!!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    If Roland owns it, you better make plans to find new accommodation - you'll be out the door in a couple of weeks.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,122
    Do you have to give your landlord 2-weeks notice if your feet are going to be cold before you go into the kitchen?





    Note: This is a quip about Ro-land-lord installing your kitchen under-tile heating cabling but being too tight and/or stupid to put a plug on the end of it :wink:
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Thank goodness for the explanation.

  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    KM say that it will improve our table ranking.

    JJ didn't comment but he's been at Charlton so long he's become part of the furniture
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    This is is holiday home:

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