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Beware Belgians Bearing Bacon Rolls

Mendonca In Asdas
Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
edited March 2017 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
How's your tummy this morning?

Did the appetiser of a rasher or two make you see the light and renew your season ticket, or will you be ordering 2500 rubber bacon rolls to go on the pitch at a future event?

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  • Jack_Charlton
    Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
    The bacon roll was by far the highlight of my day
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    Mendonca In Asdas said:



    Did the appetiser of a rasher or two make you see the light and renew your season ticket ?

    Free bacon rolls? That would work for me. If I buy two season tickets does that mean I qualify for twice as many bacon rolls ? Ketchup is the sauce of choice but sometimes I fancy HP instead so the availability of both has to be a condition of sale. Also, it can't be those soft baps as they ruin it for me, crispy rolls are preferred but not those ones with the flaky outside that leave a mess down your chin, shirt and the floor around you.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    Guarantee the sausage sandwich I had on the coach was nicer!
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    BelgiAN. BelgiAN - not 'BelgiUM'

    Aaaarrrghhhh!!!!!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Might as well put the bacon in the Charlton Chief Executive role.
    Couldn't do any worse.

    Mind you why does this picture make me think of a Roland sandwich?
    image

    Cucumber overload.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    BelgiAN. BelgiAN - not 'BelgiUM'

    Aaaarrrghhhh!!!!!

    It's not difficult is it.
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,409
    I'm still reading the free program that Katrien gave us a couple of seasons back.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Beware Belgiums Bearing Bacon Rolls

    Translation:

    Beware Englands Bearing Bacon Rolls
  • FORD
    FORD Posts: 627
    edited March 2017
    cafcnick1992 said:

    Beware Belgiums Bearing Bacon Rolls

    Translation:

    Beware Englands Bearing Bacon Rolls

    Yeah...and the alliteration would have worked with baps or baguettes instead of rolls.

    Honestly some people! :wink:
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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    FORD said:

    cafcnick1992 said:

    Beware Belgiums Bearing Bacon Rolls

    Translation:

    Beware Englands Bearing Bacon Rolls

    Yeah...and the alliteration would have worked with baps or baguettes instead of rolls.

    Honestly some people! :wink:
    Beware Belgians Bearing Badly Broiled Bacon Butties.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,829
    Beware Belgians Bearing Badly Broiled Bacon Butties - Bloomer Bread.
  • FORD
    FORD Posts: 627
    Beware Belgians Bearing Badly Broiled Bacon Butties - Bloomer Bread blatantly bribing boycotting beneficial ball buffs before brain bashing boredom beckons

  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    edited March 2017
    We'll sell your favourite player for £11M, even though on record we said we wouldn't.
    In return you can have a bacon roll that costs less than 50p.

    A fair swap ?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Yeah it's ok because the money will be reinvested...
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    Beware Belgians
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    edited March 2017
    Chizz said:

    Beware Belgians

    Is your punctuation of this readily available?

    *amended due to typos and lack of punctuation :smiley:

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