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Weegie Addick
Weegie Addick Posts: 16,699
edited March 2017 in General Charlton
So who will you choose and where will you drive him to?!

https://rivervaleleasing.co.uk/blog/posts/test-drive-charlton-athletic-player-competition
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  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Roger Johnson - to the Priory Rehab Clinic.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Roger Johnson, Beachy Head.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,981
    Can I choose Roland and drive him off the edge of a cliff?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,519
    edited March 2017
    I would choose Teixeira. We would take a cruise across Europe to his native Portugal, weaving together all the historic towns of the French Atlantic and the Basque country. We would dine in the finest restaurants we could find and meet with local eccentrics. We would end upon a rocky cliff, facing to seaward, a glass of Madeira apiece, and we would talk of matters cosmic and terrestrial before parting forever. Each of us would return home with a deeper understanding of this grand play we mock to determine, this roulette upon which we carouse.

    Another immigrant returned. Project Brexit continues.
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,679
    These arseholes having been taking us for a ride for far too long. They can stick it.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,507
    edited March 2017
    Karl Robinson (rather than a player) to Si fecking beria .. and leave him there with no coat or shoes
  • GRAY9
    GRAY9 Posts: 1,094
    David Hodson has had a mare:

    I'd love to drive in a car, perhaps it will be a nice Jaguar.
    And maybe with Tony Watt, we could give it all it's got.
    Kick the tyres instead of a ball
    The chance would make me ten feet tall.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,932
    well not a player buts got to be RD over a cliff ...you can name a stand after lolwray the martyr
  • GRAY9
    GRAY9 Posts: 1,094
    Don't need a car - I'll carry Novak wherever he wants to go.

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,273
    If its a big enough car I'd stick the majority of our loans in the back and drop them back off at their clubs.
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,600
    Well KR has the persona of a used car salesman so the fact the club are now using the players and pretend competition to try and get you to buy a sponsors car is apt I s'pose.
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,406
    Do they drive? Always like my drivers concentration higher than 40%.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,461
    I don't think you lot have quite got the gist of this lovely gesture. ;)
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,980
    I'd like to give Katrien a ride for several minutes of puffing and wheezing on my part.

    Then I'd take a few of the team for a spin ;

    Chris Solly, Nathan Byrne and Jay Da Silva to a farm in Norwich so I can plant them all in a grow bag.
    Lee Novak to fat camp to try to shift some weight and see if he can actually get off the ground some time this season
    Tony Watt to a circus to join the other clowns
    Jacko to a top class physician in Switzerland to give him some new legs seeing as his are gone
    Lee Bowyer to a McDonalds so he can show the first team squad what aggression and passion is
    I'd probably teach Andrew Crofts how to go forwards too



  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,902
    edited March 2017
    GRAY9 said:

    Don't need a car - I'll carry Novak wherever he wants to go.

    Blimey if you reckon you can carry Novak I won't be upsetting you anytime soon :wink:
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Christ, if you got in a car with Novak and Tarbuck the suspension would give way before turning the key in the ignition.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Lincsaddick said:

    Karl Robinson (rather than a player) to Si fecking beria .. and leave him there with no coat or shoes

    You wouldn't get very far, Robinson would have had the wheels away before you had walked to the car.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,461
    ;)image
  • GRAY9
    GRAY9 Posts: 1,094
    Katrien has found some time to enter.

    Could have some fun with this...

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  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Karl Robinson - back to Wernham Hogg in Slough.

    You are a brave man volunteering to spend that amount of time in a car with KR, your ears will be dropping off.
  • Jack_Charlton
    Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
    I'd rather drive about in an old banger with Eddie Youds all day long.
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    id go and bring simon church back in it thats how desperate we are
  • Rob7Lee
    Rob7Lee Posts: 9,780
    Weegie Addick said:

    So who will you choose and where will you drive him to?!

    https://rivervaleleasing.co.uk/blog/posts/test-drive-charlton-athletic-player-competition

    JJ, I'll just keep driving and erratically until he spills the beans on the last few years....
  • drewman
    drewman Posts: 1,105
    Katrien's entry is funny.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,966
    Leuth said:

    I would choose Teixeira. We would take a cruise across Europe to his native Portugal, weaving together all the historic towns of the French Atlantic and the Basque country. We would dine in the finest restaurants we could find and meet with local eccentrics. We would end upon a rocky cliff, facing to seaward, a glass of Madeira apiece, and we would talk of matters cosmic and terrestrial before parting forever. Each of us would return home with a deeper understanding of this grand play we mock to determine, this roulette upon which we carouse.

    Another immigrant returned. Project Brexit continues.

    I was enjoying that until the xenophobia at the end.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,966
    This entry gets my vote:

    "Katrien Meire
    March 2017

    What I'd give to ride in the car,
    I wish we still had Naby Sarr,
    Happy customers is our aim,
    Who cares if we can't win a game."
  • FORD
    FORD Posts: 627
    Can only be one thing....Johnnie and the three wheeler!

  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,894
    Can I take a road trip with Chris Solly through China?
  • drewman
    drewman Posts: 1,105
    AddicksAddict said:

    Leuth said:

    I would choose Teixeira. We would take a cruise across Europe to his native Portugal, weaving together all the historic towns of the French Atlantic and the Basque country. We would dine in the finest restaurants we could find and meet with local eccentrics. We would end upon a rocky cliff, facing to seaward, a glass of Madeira apiece, and we would talk of matters cosmic and terrestrial before parting forever. Each of us would return home with a deeper understanding of this grand play we mock to determine, this roulette upon which we carouse.

    Another immigrant returned. Project Brexit continues.

    I was enjoying that until the xenophobia at the end.
    Think it was just a joke.

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