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Terms for having a poo

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,746
    Karim_myBagheri said:

    I remember at school coming up with a pretty weird song about poo...

    Pooey pooey pooey I got poo in my tummy and I feel like pooing on you. Love is like a poo so brown and sweet, yes I feel like pooing on you.

    incidentally I've never shat on anyone. or would want to. though at the time I did find the song quite funny.

    When my daughter was a bit younger and still needed help going to the loo, she did a massive dump (one I would have been proud of). My wife said "Goodness me, it's like poo city down there"

    She was with her again a couple of days later and when she finished my daughter said "mummy, it's just a chair today"

    My wife was naturally confused and when she asked her what she meant my daughter replied "well it's not as big as the last one which was a settee, so it's a chair"
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,968
    Taxi_Lad said:

    Curling one out
    Having a dump

    Or my fave is just before, when you have a turtle head

    For an imminent douglas, we used to say 'Mr Brown is knocking at the window'
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Call the coastguard as there's a danger to shipping on the way.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Having a clear-out or launching a log.
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,032
    Going for a Roland ( Dushitalot )
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 762
    Having a Stevie Gritt
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,927
    man_at_milletts said:

    I've never understood the phrases 'taking a shit', and 'taking a dump'.

    You don't TAKE anything, if anything you give.

    You are missing something, like the pleasure as in " taking" a relaxing bath, rejoice in the overwhelming contentment as your bowels win the battle in a mighty contest to overcome the spirited resistance of your sphincter.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,980
    There's a mole at the counter
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,818
    Squeeze my head
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,057
    Pepper the porcelain

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  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,261
    Sign of the times that this is in 'General Charlton'.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Related - turtle-heading
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,408
    Turtle Head .
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,088
    Throttling a mars bar
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2017
    Going for a Donald Trump.
  • Rufus_Ambition
    Rufus_Ambition Posts: 605
    Download some brownware.

    One for the geeks: a mate of mine, who is a web developer, says he's off to "deploy a build".
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,301
    edited March 2017
    I realise I'm probably alone in this and also having a sense of humour failure, but this site is probably getting lots of hits from the media and others interested in our ongoing battle with Roland.......so is this really the time for a thread like this if we want our legitimate grievances to be taken seriously?

    As I say, it's probably just me.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,372
    Going for a Richard (the Third)
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Bombs away!!
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Does anyone have any terms for splash back?

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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,659
    Dippenhall said:

    man_at_milletts said:

    I've never understood the phrases 'taking a shit', and 'taking a dump'.

    You don't TAKE anything, if anything you give.

    You are missing something, like the pleasure as in " taking" a relaxing bath, rejoice in the overwhelming contentment as your bowels win the battle in a mighty contest to overcome the spirited resistance of your sphincter.
    I suppose, put so delicately, I am. I've never really looked at in the light of something similar to a 'spa treatment', I've always felt that perhaps that was more for those who favored colonic irrigation.

    I'm more of a 'Sporting Life picking out the days bets person' when it comes to the daily visit.

  • CH4RLTON
    CH4RLTON Posts: 2,619
    Dropping the anchor at poo bay

    Cutting off king kongs finger
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,441
    Having a Belgian.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Having a Frank / Kellie Maloney (pony)
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Splashing the pan
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Having a Karl Robinson
  • CharltonPete
    CharltonPete Posts: 353
    Dropping the kids off
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    I've never heard most of these.

    A friend of mine always says he's going to meditate.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,078
    Attending a CAFC organised POTY.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,972
    Snappage.

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