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Terms for having a poo

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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,118
    Pebble dashing.

    Not a good one.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,563
    Brad Pitt

    Bradley Cooper

    Going for a *insert shit player name here*
  • Arry Addick
    Arry Addick Posts: 1,173
    Few years ago now, we used to say "having a Queensway", as their adverts said massive clearout, everything must go.
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,090
    edited March 2017
    I remember as a kid, going to my uncles place and wanting to use the toilet and being informed that I had to wait because " the Dutchess was having a tom tit ".
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,261
    edited March 2017
    Defecating into a toilet.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Chocolate Shotgun
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    "Sitting on the doughnut in Granny's greenhouse."

    Courtesy of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Dazzler21 said:

    Brad Pitt

    Bradley Cooper

    Going for a *insert shit player name here*

    Kanu?
  • SWEnglandAddick
    SWEnglandAddick Posts: 877
    Always tell my missus I'm going for a 'Beeriod' the morning after a heavy night on the beer.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,888
    Just when you think a Charlton life thread can't get any weirder

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  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,708
    Going for a download.
  • illichassavedit
    illichassavedit Posts: 254
    Touching cloth
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,660
    Squeezing a Malteser.
  • NorthheathAddick
    NorthheathAddick Posts: 4,077
    Going for a Danny (la Rue)
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,972
    Having an Eartha.....
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,876
    I'm going for a big toilet.
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,411
    Going for a deuce
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 11,101
    Giving birth to a mudchild
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,451
    Without reading...

    Giving birth to a Roland!

    Strangling a Katrien!
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,411
    Spread the voodoo butter

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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,292
    I'm off to wrestle a brown snake.

    Spending me poo tickets (toilet paper).

    Going for an Eartha.

    Dunging out.
  • jamiebcool
    jamiebcool Posts: 593
    I'm in my turd trimester right now and am about to deliver big time
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,162
    Maybe it's because I work with the legal sector, but I thought this was about someone drawing up a contract for taking a dump...no smells, no skid marks, no more than 3 minutes!!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,660
    Has any one mentioned number two's?
  • WestCountryAddick
    WestCountryAddick Posts: 2,545
    I've been bunged up for three days and every time I open CL, I see this thread on the front page. It's not helping!
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Generally I don't tell people what I am actually doing when I go for a shit on the grounds that they don't really need to know. My partner always knows because I take my reading glasses and a book.

    I never miss the opportunity to say "thanks for sharing" when someone tells me they are going for a crap, or, my favourite "OK. Don't make a smell".



  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,360
    Wheresmeticket? said:

    Generally I don't tell people what I am actually doing when I go for a shit on the grounds that they don't really need to know. My partner always knows because I take my reading glasses and a book.

    I never miss the opportunity to say "thanks for sharing" when someone tells me they are going for a crap, or, my favourite "OK. Don't make a smell".



    Make sure you wash your hands
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,822
    ross1 said:

    MuttleyCAFC said:

    Having a Meire will be added to that list soon!

    Surely, "having a Meire", is when you are doing something wrong, and this is surely a pleasant occasion, especially when desperate
    Not particularly pleasant to those in the vicinity - so very apt!
  • red10
    red10 Posts: 844
    Having a turn out
  • Hornchurch
    Hornchurch Posts: 902
    man_at_milletts said:

    I've never understood the phrases 'taking a shit', and 'taking a dump'.

    You don't TAKE anything, if anything you give.

    Same old Charlton, taking the piss

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