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Everyday life can be funny....and depressing

MuttleyCAFC
MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
edited March 2017 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
My example is UPS - if you ring them because they have cocked up again you get the usual automated rubbish - when you finally get to a point where you can speak to a real person, you have to speak a 15 digit tracking code. This includes letters and numbers and you get loads of 'we didn't get that, can you try again' and when you finally get through to them - what is the first thing they ask - yes, they ask for your tracking number! This is the modern world!

Then they tried to tell me that the address we sent flyers to doesn't exist. I googled it and told them I am looking at a picture of the property and can even tell them when it was built and what it's value is. They said it doesn't exist because it isn't on their computer. I said, I am looking at a picture of it on google. Five minutes later, I got the argumentative sod to google it and see for himself. He then started blaming the Royal Mail! I told them that they are a delivery company so can they not waste my time and do their jobs in future! Of course they won't.

Any more examples.

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  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,036
    There's a football club in SE London.......
  • The other day I had a phone call from an unknown number, I answered it to hear an automated voice telling me that it was the David Lloyd sales team, who then proceeded to put me on hold until one of their staff became available.

    They called me to put me on hold!