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  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    Just wait until you don't wake up first
  • CatfordCat
    CatfordCat Posts: 218
    SCP leaving charlton - as a player - marked the point when i was older than every member of the squad...
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    CatfordCat said:

    SCP leaving charlton - as a player - marked the point when i was older than every member of the squad...

    I'm still younger than the sum of our two oldest players.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,615
    When you mention that something smells like white horse oil and no one knows what you are on about.
  • Welly
    Welly Posts: 493
    Still got a bottle from the sixties one wiff and I'm back in the dressing room.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    You have not got a scoobie who the player on the front of the FIFA game is.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,595
    Welly said:

    Still got a bottle from the sixties one wiff and I'm back in the dressing room.

    Same for creosote.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    You have not got a scoobie who the player on the front of the FIFA game is.

    Marco Reus... Borussia Dortmund Striker
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    guinnessaddick said:

    When you mention that something smells like white horse oil and no one knows what you are on about.

    Is it considered weird to like that smell?
    ;)
    @DaveMehmet, DONT just don't. ;)
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    ForeverAddickted said:

    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    You have not got a scoobie who the player on the front of the FIFA game is.

    Marco Reus... Borussia Dortmund Striker
    Cheers I had to google it ;-)
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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    edited October 2016
    blockquote class="Quote" rel="AFKABartram">When a 'successful night sleep' is not based on how much sleep you got, but the fact you didn't go a piss

    In the bed?
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,767
    When you've already said the same thing only a matter of seconds earlier.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,767
    When you've already said the same thing only a matter of seconds earlier.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    When the highlight of your week is supplementing posting on Charlton Life while watching great British bake off.
  • centurion
    centurion Posts: 437
    You've seen half a dozen refurbishments to The Bugle Horn.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,615
    https://twitter.com/i/moments/846672549333360640
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    When you see the name "D'Margio Wright-Phillips" and wonder if anyone is called Burt Smith any more.
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    guinnessaddick said:

    https://twitter.com/i/moments/846672549333360640

    OMG! But to make me feel young again we lose out in a cup competition.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    You've just written a post about being wasted in Tiger Tiger by Covent Garden and realise it was at least 20 years ago.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    That promising youngster Lee Bowyer has now had and finished his career, farted about on a lake in France for a few years, pitched up at my club and now looks like Garry Nelson from 20 years ago
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  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,996
    You are 55 on Friday and still thinking you don't look it even though your body tells you that you do.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    You don't look anywhere near it @kimbo :-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    edited March 2017
    When you have a DREAM that you'd been out on a heavy drinking session and wake up feeling rough!
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    I've just got my free bus pass.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    edited March 2017
    You're more interested in the car roof box thread than the ayia napa one
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112
    ... the only people who give you the eye now are women who are drawing their pensions and the occasional wistful old homosexual.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    edited March 2017
    On a dark morning in your bedroom, you put your pants on inside out AND back to front!
    And yes......I've done it.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    When your birthday cake candles cost more than the cake!
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,677
    Getting angry that my Kindle had somehow lost the new book that I'd started ... and later remembering that I was actually reading it on paperback.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,738
    SoundAsa£ said:

    On a dark morning in your bedroom, you put your pants on inside out AND back to front!
    And yes......I've done it.

    I put my pirates on back to front a few weeks back (well...boxers).

    I was tempted to have a danger dump through the piss hole - but was at work and my bottle went.

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