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  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    If you love something set it free. If it comes back it's yours. If not, it was never meant to be.

    My preferred version is "If you love something set it free, if it comes back it is yours. If not, hunt it down and kill it."
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,854
    At the end of the day ....

    FFS at the end of the day it's night!
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,415
    Funny enough... followed by something which is not funny or even the slightest bit interesting :)
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,045
    "It is always darkest just before the day dawneth" and later derivatives. Piffle!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,045
    "You can't have your cake and eat it". No, and you can't put a few words in the correct order so that it actually makes sense. It should be, "You can't eat your cake and have it"
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,876
    'this'll make you laugh'
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,876
    You can't polish a turd.

    But you can roll it in glitter

    Both the saying and retort annoy me.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,876
    Is it in yet ?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,420
    Stig said:

    "You can't have your cake and eat it". No, and you can't put a few words in the correct order so that it actually makes sense. It should be, "You can't eat your cake and have it"

    Which is still a stupid sentence. It should be ''You can't eat your cake and still have it for later''
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040

    "I'm entitled to an opinion"

    Don't we know it. ;-)

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  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,357
    Other half saying, 'I need this or these'. I know what I need but that'll be even dearer.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    "And he turned round and said"

    Arrrhhhhhhh!!!!!!
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,357

    "And he turned round and said"

    Arrrhhhhhhh!!!!!!

    Gee thanks your a source of great comfort.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,045
    "To die for". Almost certainly, whatever is being described isn't to die for.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,203
    "Everyone is entitled to an opinion."

    Not if you know eff all about the subject you aren't.

    Just my opinion of course.....
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,203
    "The proof is in the pudding."

    no it isn't.

    The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    "There's no I in TEAM"

    "But there is ME if you look hard enough"
  • For the many not the few.
    Does that include all his IRA and terrorist mates?
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    "Anything is possible if you believe in yourself."
    Do fuck off, however MUCH I believe in myself, I'm never going to turn into an 8ft dolphin, am I, which according to that saying SHOULD be possible.
    If I wanted to be an 8ft dolphin,that is, and frankly I don't much....
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,466

    "And he turned round and said"

    Arrrhhhhhhh!!!!!!

    I believe it's pronounced 'turnt'.

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  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,466
    'It is what it is'.
  • "And he turned round and said"

    Arrrhhhhhhh!!!!!!

    I always wonder if people are continually facing the wrong way when they start conversations, or if they're constantly turning in full circles while talking.
  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,630
    'Food for thoughts'.
    Horrible thing for a sales person to hear, if you've pitched to someone and was hoping to close them on the spot.
  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    'To be honest, blah blah.....'

    You should never have to announce that at a particular instance you are being honest. It highlights the fact that at other times you are just bullshitting.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,978

    "There's no I in TEAM"

    "But there is ME if you look hard enough"

    And there is a U in fuck off.
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    "You're missing the point" - Loosely translates in to 'let me move the goalposts, again'

    "The fact of the matter is" - when it's nothing more than an opinion.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,750
    "Come on people....ain't you got homes to go to?"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,989
    'Rant over'

    I know your shitty little rant is over, cos you stopped typing and there is nothing more to what you've just said.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,201

    "

    "The fact of the matter is" - when it's nothing more than an opinion.

    This x100. Similarly phrases along the lines of 'It's not complicated!' or 'Simple!' when used by someone giving their stupid opinion on something they clearly don't understand.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,420

    'Rant over'

    I know your shitty little rant is over, cos you stopped typing and there is nothing more to what you've just said.

    Rant over?