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Advice Sought

Anyone know the best way to keep cool in this weather. I suffer mostly at night and I've taken a photo of the bed this morning just to show you how bad -

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Any advice on this very personal mater would be really appreciated, thank you

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  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    maybe take the d*ldo out at night times!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    See homophobia is alive and well on CL
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    No-one has said anything homophobic.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    I sadly had to think about this for a while and was horrified that you would post a pic of your manky bed.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,484
    edited June 2017
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Chizz said:

    No-one has said anything homophobic.

    Are you in charge of what is and isn't homophobic as well as every other "...bics" and "...ists" there are an all the mate?

    If I sleep with a dildo up me jacks that's my business, I was just seeking advice on me sweat problem, any suggestions, Oracle?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Curb_It said:

    I sadly had to think about this for a while and was horrified that you would post a pic of your manky bed.

    Staying at me brothers : )
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,615

    Chizz said:

    No-one has said anything homophobic.

    Are you in charge of what is and isn't homophobic as well as every other "...bics" and "...ists" there are an all the mate?

    If I sleep with a dildo up me jacks that's my business, I was just seeking advice on me sweat problem, any suggestions, Oracle?
    No you were not. This was a joke post to say "look at the size of my **** " I thought it was very funny but had the same thoughts as the above posters.........

    If you don't want the jibes, don't post. simple.
  • Chizz said:

    No-one has said anything homophobic.

    Are you in charge of what is and isn't homophobic as well as every other "...bics" and "...ists" there are an all the mate?

    If I sleep with a dildo up me jacks that's my business, I was just seeking advice on me sweat problem, any suggestions, Oracle?
    No you were not. This was a joke post to say "look at the size of my **** " I thought it was very funny but had the same thoughts as the above posters.........

    If you don't want the jibes, don't post. simple.
    I hereby present you with a whoooosh.
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Chizz said:

    No-one has said anything homophobic.

    Are you in charge of what is and isn't homophobic as well as every other "...bics" and "...ists" there are an all the mate?

    If I sleep with a dildo up me jacks that's my business, I was just seeking advice on me sweat problem, any suggestions, Oracle?
    No you were not. This was a joke post to say "look at the size of my **** " I thought it was very funny but had the same thoughts as the above posters.........

    If you don't want the jibes, don't post. simple.
    Are you being serious?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ...we might as well all pack up and wait for the next terrorist atrocity
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    Blimey O Reilly, CL fast becoming a humour free zone.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,667

    ...we might as well all pack up and wait for the next terrorist atrocity

    Keep posting mate it made me laugh and in these troublesome times we all need a bit of light relief now and again.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,837
    I thought Tracey Emin had signed up until I took a second look.....
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,615

    Chizz said:

    No-one has said anything homophobic.

    Are you in charge of what is and isn't homophobic as well as every other "...bics" and "...ists" there are an all the mate?

    If I sleep with a dildo up me jacks that's my business, I was just seeking advice on me sweat problem, any suggestions, Oracle?
    No you were not. This was a joke post to say "look at the size of my **** " I thought it was very funny but had the same thoughts as the above posters.........

    If you don't want the jibes, don't post. simple.
    I hereby present you with a whoooosh.
    sorry, didn't realise. Been in a hot office all day & not the usual comfort of my home (office) so humour sensor wasn't switched on.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,157
    edited June 2017
    Sorry but I laughed as well, it is funny but not laughing at you i_b_b_o_r_g and of course it is suggesting something about your phallus;)

    Have you got a fan and do you sleep without the Duvet?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Sorry but I laughed as well, it is funny but not laughing at you i_b_b_o_r_g and of course it is suggesting something about your phallus;)

    Have you got a fan and do you sleep without the Duvet?

    Got loadsa fans fanks for arksin
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    You need to sort out the hole in yer right hand......I wonder how that happened.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Greenie said:

    You need to sort out the hole in yer right hand......I wonder how that happened.

    Always check the chamber is clear

    ; )
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Anyone know the best way to keep cool in this weather. I suffer mostly at night and I've taken a photo of the bed this morning just to show you how bad -

    image

    Any advice on this very personal mater would be really appreciated, thank you

    Why are you posting pictures of my side of the bed?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    Greenie said:

    You need to sort out the hole in yer right hand......I wonder how that happened.

    I thought it was a blister.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Anyone know the best way to keep cool in this weather. I suffer mostly at night and I've taken a photo of the bed this morning just to show you how bad -

    image

    Any advice on this very personal mater would be really appreciated, thank you

    Why are you posting pictures of my side of the bed?
    Did you and the boy wonder get home safe and sound on Saturday?
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    Um

    I...

    Um.

    If your cock's wider than your knees then I would probably seek medical advice for more than just night sweats
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    PaddyP17 said:

    Um

    I...

    Um.

    If your cock's wider than your knees then I would probably seek medical advice for more than just night sweats

    The legs are just were they were touching the sheet and the cock (that Ive just noticed, cheers for the heads up) was flaccid
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Anyone know the best way to keep cool in this weather. I suffer mostly at night and I've taken a photo of the bed this morning just to show you how bad -

    image

    Any advice on this very personal mater would be really appreciated, thank you

    Why are you posting pictures of my side of the bed?
    Did you and the boy wonder get home safe and sound on Saturday?
    Yeah all safe and sound thanks pal, you get a motor yet or are you still loitering on this side
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Looks to me like you was trying to take a Cristiano Ronaldo type free kick in your sleep.

    The bit in the middle is a photo shopped euphanism for showing what a cock you must have looked ;)
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Anyone know the best way to keep cool in this weather. I suffer mostly at night and I've taken a photo of the bed this morning just to show you how bad -

    image

    Any advice on this very personal mater would be really appreciated, thank you

    Why are you posting pictures of my side of the bed?
    Did you and the boy wonder get home safe and sound on Saturday?
    Yeah all safe and sound thanks pal, you get a motor yet or are you still loitering on this side
    Still loitering
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    You need to drink more water
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    This probably answers my question as to why there are so many bow legged women in Grove Park.