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Katy's birthday

Blackheathen
Blackheathen Posts: 6,679
in General Charlton
Just for anyone who doesn't have it in the diary it's Katrien's birthday on Friday, July 7th

She will be 34.

Shall we get her something nice

Or just a CARD?
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  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 8,013
    We could get her a new website. She seems to think they solve pretty much all of her problems.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,301
    Blackheathen said:

    Just for anyone who doesn't have it in the diary it's Katrien's birthday on Friday, July 7th

    She will be 34.

    Shall we get her something nice

    Or just a CARD?

    I'm bursting out of a cake in crossbars

    Think under siege with Steven Segal and Ericka Elenak but more a poor man's hybrid of Danny Dyer and Terry Christian (just two people I've been told who I look like)

    Anyway, she'll love it
  • rememberbillybonds
    rememberbillybonds Posts: 762
    Give us all a present and leave our club.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,705
    She's too quiet..
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,369
    She's been silenced cos she is shit at her job
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,705
    oohaahmortimer said:

    She's been silenced cos she is shit at her job

    I think that's true and the appointment of a perceived fans favourite has been done in a clumsy attempt to appease the great unwashed of se7.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,045
    oohaahmortimer said:

    She's been silenced cos she is shit at her job

    What has stopped her in the past? Nothing has changed.
  • HantsAddick
    HantsAddick Posts: 2,423
    Showing my age but her P45 would be a lovely gift. For us.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,822
    She is lucky her birthday doesn't fall during teh season, would have been an opportunity to do something.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,231
    cabbles said:

    Blackheathen said:

    Just for anyone who doesn't have it in the diary it's Katrien's birthday on Friday, July 7th

    She will be 34.

    Shall we get her something nice

    Or just a CARD?

    I'm bursting out of a cake in crossbars

    Think under siege with Steven Segal and Ericka Elenak but more a poor man's hybrid of Danny Dyer and Terry Christian (just two people I've been told who I look like)

    Anyway, she'll love it

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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,857
    I'd like to wish her a long and happy career - just somewhere else, somewhere she could be even half decent at the job and where her arrogance and pig-headedness might be useful.
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,972
    How about we get her a version of this:

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  • cherryorchard
    cherryorchard Posts: 1,737
    Davo55 said:

    I'd like to wish her a long and happy career - just somewhere else, somewhere she could be even half decent at the job and where her arrogance and pig-headedness might be useful.

    Politician?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,990
    cherryorchard said:

    Davo55 said:

    I'd like to wish her a long and happy career - just somewhere else, somewhere she could be even half decent at the job and where her arrogance and pig-headedness might be useful.

    Politician?
    Why not?

    Sounds ideally suited to replace Theresa May.

    And Brexit negotiations would be a doddle for Katrien.



  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,872
    Fear the jealous rage of @cabbles if any of you lot get her a gift. She's his woman and doesn't like other geezers sniffing about.
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    Make sure it's a chocolate cake, to keep the black and white theme going!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,651
    I wouldn't piss on the candles on her cake to put them out.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,651
    How about a pet?

    There's a badger down the lane by where I live, it's been dead about a week, so it's low maintenance.

  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,394
    A squirrel might be more appropriate. Or a snake to match her personality.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,443
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Now fuck off!

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  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    send her a whole load of birthday cards with 'happy birthday' crossed out and 'sorry you're leaving' written instead.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,330
    But.........would ya?
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,705
    You lot are going to get a visit from plod.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,394
    Baldybonce said:

    You lot are going to get a visit from plod.

    Wanted to lol this but it's too true to laugh about.
  • raytreacy69
    raytreacy69 Posts: 960
    soapy_jones said:

    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to you
    Now fuck off!

    Have to say I think this pretty below the belt - but if it pleases you then so be it!
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,264
    Happy Birthday Katrina...love you xxx
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,505
    I expect there will be jelly, custard and cream at her birthday party. A Meire trifle, you might say.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,475
    the bumps .. and one for luck
  • Lewis Coaches
    Lewis Coaches Posts: 5,440
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    But.........would ya?

    To see what a girl would look like in later years you have to look at the mother.
  • Daarrzzetbum
    Daarrzzetbum Posts: 1,236
    Happy Bday

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