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Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    edited July 2017
    Robinson: You... Chris Wilder, thank you for coming... You want my player Ricky Holmes, step forward and we sort this like men!!

    Holmes: Errm is that you Chris? you look taller since Northampton, dont remember you getting a tattoo?

    Jackson: Bollocks, really do think I left the Gas on back home
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    'OK, for your benefit i'll explain it one last time and then we all do it together ...you put your left arm in...'
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,821
    "You may be the Sheffield United assistant manager, but you can't expect to waltz in here and just take Ricky with you, whatever Katy said!"
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,821
    "And you, Archie, on Thomas Driesen's instructions, are to be my 1st team captain next season."
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    You must be one of the new Tommy signings that Powelly warned me about... Right step forward and introduce yourself!!
  • Chef_addick
    Chef_addick Posts: 2,196
    "come on then Tex, get your phone out and share your next destination with the group"
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    edited July 2017
    What the hell is wrong with you Tone? Everyone knows Pearl Harbor is a stone cold classic!
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Robinson: Who wants to go for a drink tomorrow? Yeah? Anyone?
    [silence]
    Robinson: Short notice. What about day after that? Have a beer, just... Thursday’s good. For me, anyway.
    [silence]
    Roninson: What’s good for you? I can still come for meetings. Who wants a meeting?
    Pearce: No one wants a meeting with you, no one wants a drink with you. You don’t even work here.
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
    Robinson: who is this bloke?
    Jacko: its the world famous impersonating footballer, better known as Naby Sarr
    Pearce: oh f*** ,he better not be my new centre back partner
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Get out! I'm mean it, get out.

    I will not have her tunnel branded around this office willy nilly!
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Robinson: Right that's it the next person who takes the piss out of my Tamagotchi is being fined.

    (Note: Karl's Tamagotchi is one of the original 1997 versions and is the only friend he's got. He's had it since its birth. He was given a Hatchimal Owlicorn for Christmas but it broke.)
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    Right hand it over, I've told you before and I won't tell you again, no one else is allowed in MY snacks cupboard
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    "Go on, do 'Round and Round the Garden' uo me one more time. Please?"
  • muppetman
    muppetman Posts: 287
    "If you call my best player Russell Brand one more time, you`re out"
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,835
    "What time do you call this, my curry should have been here 45 minutes ago!"
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    we got chickenburgers beefburgers, fries, pies, fives .. and odds
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    Ok, right ? That's five haddock and no soggy chips!
  • Chef_addick
    Chef_addick Posts: 2,196
    "Ricky, you need this guy's agent, he negotiated a 4½ year deal on 12k a week"
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,691
    go on. pull my finger!
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Waaaayy Muggy Mike, you made it to training.
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  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    edited July 2017
    Henry Irving said:

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    Didn't you get the memo, it distinctly stated that today was a 70s theme and everybody had to wear a medallion...
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    R-A, Dats a cat that is!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Henry Irving said:

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    Clinton Baptiste "step into the light"

    "Right, who here can't have kids?"

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