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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Bloke with beard:

    "Cheer up Karl, if you look over there you'll see that Olivia from Love Island is in da house tonight".
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,215
    Can't believe my new left back is older than Phil Warman
  • BartleyPark
    BartleyPark Posts: 430
    "Shut your eyes and pretend like your asleep"
  • "Dear Christ, please deliver me from this evil"
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    I wonder if they can see that my roots are showing?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    "Hi, I'm Karl, I'm 36 and I'm an Alcoholic"
  • BartleyPark
    BartleyPark Posts: 430
    Chips when I get home. Chips when I get home. Chips when I get home.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited July 2017
    "Nuts! Sue Parks has eaten all my prawn sarnies, yet again!"
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
    Aye yo this is MC Karl Robo, bringing it through, shout outs to the belgian crew!
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,724
    "I can't believe the idiots trying to take a picture of me with a bloody woman in the way"
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    "well that's a toughie, i'm going to need to think about that... so will Vanessa Feltz be sharing the chocolate eclairs before we do it?"
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited July 2017
    "Blimus, I think beardys cut the cheese!"
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited July 2017
    "OK all you Chairman, eyes down everything must go.... remember four corners gets you Crofts, a line gets you Bauer and a full house Watt,...... Two Fat Ladies 88, Number of Watts Clubs 31........ "
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited July 2017
    I'm making an urgent missing person appeal, please, if anyones seen our little Reevesy please can they let me know.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Crowd gathers anxiously, awaiting home kit reveal.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Not often you see Jimmy Tarbuck, Al Pacino and Charlie Dimmock in the same room.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    "I can't decide whether to drink from the left bottle or the right? There's only one way to find it......fiiiiiight!!!!!"
  • For Goodness sake, there are not 12,500 sitting outside in the crowd.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited July 2017
    "I have been told by Katrien that today is a full house, and that the fan boycott has had absolutely no effect on attendances"
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    For what I am about to receive, may Roland make us truly thank full.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587

    Not often you see Jimmy Tarbuck, Al Pacino and Charlie Dimmock in the same room.

    I think it's Tracy Leaburn
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited July 2017
    "Two things, first I would like to announce that I am still truely, deeply, overjoyed with my squad budget, and secondly that this man with the beard has agreed to have a bash at playing in goal. Has anyone else brought their boots, how about you in the green....Jimmy Bullard isnt it?"
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    Neil Morrisey's looking older.
  • Dawn, I'm not happy, the Swindon lot don't like me.
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,820
    edited July 2017
    What time does the other 2018/19 season ticket holder get here?
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited July 2017
    "When I wake up perhaps it will all have just been a bad dream."
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Christ this Henry Irving bloke just dont shut up about the museum!!... Waffles on more than me!!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    For these refreshing bottles of water we are about to drink may the lord make us truly thankful. And while we're at it Lord, can you fix it for Charlton to get a couple of wins in August. Cilla The Musical is on at the Liverpool Empire in September and it would be a lovely surprise surprise if I was still in work and could afford to take Mrs R.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,836
    "Get on with it, I'm missing Love Island for this"
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    not a caption but he looks like he is hanging, badly!