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Odes for Golf Addick.....

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
edited August 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Our resident doom-mongering pessimist.

Off It:

He's old, he's brash
His wrists he wants to slash
Golfie, Golfie!!!


Do you worst guys !

Comments

  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    "Theres only one Victor Meldrew!"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    To the Ronaldo song

    He sits in the eaaast,
    He sits on riiiight,
    We could win 6-0
    But Golf still thinks we're shiiite
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,553
    edited August 2008
    Golfie is a whinger
    He likes to have a moan
    He'll travel up to Doncaster
    And moan all the way home !

    Golfie is a whinger
    But an ardent fan is he
    While most stay home 'supporting'
    He's there to support the team
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    He never felt more like singing the blues
    Cos he always thinks that charlton will lose
    Ohhhhhhh Golfie
    You're always singing the blues
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    C/O Tina Turner....

    What's golf got to do, got to do with it?
    What's golf to a cup second round with Bolton?
    What's golf got to do, got to do with it?
    Who needs a club when you're stuck with f***ing Charlton?
  • to my old mans a dustman

    Golfie Is an addick, He wears an addicks hat

    when pardew got named mgr, he said i aint fecking having that,

    Oh Golfie is an addick, he cant stand to see us loose
    and when were only 3 nil up he starts a chorus of boos

    oh golfie can be a misery, and a loss fill him with glee

    but really he's just an addick who has followed us through out our history
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]to my old mans a dustman

    Golfie Is an addick, He wears an addicks hat

    when pardew got named mgr, he said i aint fecking having that,

    Oh Golfie is an addick, he cant stand to see us loose
    and when were only 3 nil up he starts a chorus of boos

    oh golfie can be a misery, and a loss fill him with glee

    but really he's just an addick who has followed us through out our history

    Top marks NLA
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,553
    To 'Oh South London'

    Oh Golf Addick, Oh Golf Addick
    Is a miserable git, is a miserable git
    Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
    Caused by years of watching Charlton
    Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git



    (only joking of course, am I still ok for that lift to Donny Rovers ??)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]To 'Oh South London'

    Oh Golf Addick, Oh Golf Addick
    Is a miserable git, is a miserable git
    Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
    Caused by years of watching Charlton
    Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git

    (only joking of course, am I still ok for that lift to Donny Rovers ??)


    Oh Golf Addick, Oh Golf Addick
    Is a miserable git, is a miserable git
    Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
    Caused by years of watching Charlton
    Where there's never any fanny or tit!

    (Did I say that? sorry, not in front of the children)
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    To the tune of Charlton till I die which Golfie is really.....

    I go to Charlton why ?

    They always make me cry

    Give Pards the sack

    Don't bring Curbs back

    I go to Charlton why?
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  • blinder len lol
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    len, thats gold mate, lol
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,744
    Seeing as Golfie is a Doors fan I suggest this (Alabama song):

    Well, show me the way
    To where I parked my car
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why

    Show me the way
    To where I parked my car
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why

    For if we don't find
    Where I parked my car
    I tell you I will cry
    I tell you I will cry
    I tell you, I tell you
    I'll make you want to cry

    Oh, joy in watching football
    We now must say goodbye
    We've lost our sense of humour
    And must watch this crap again, tell me why?

    Oh, joy in watching football
    We now must say goodbye
    We've lost our sense of humour
    And must watch this crap again, tell me why?

    Well, show me the way
    To the next Charlton goal
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why

    Show me the way
    To the next Charlton goal
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why

    For if we don't find
    The next Charlton goal
    I tell you I'll go mad
    I tell you I'LL GO MAD
    GO ON CHARLTON LIFE
    SLAG OFF THE TEAM
    AND BE IN A STROP FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    With a chorus of boos
    & we didnt even lose
    that's our Golfie


    To the tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    you all have too much time on your hands
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,615
    I am very touched that you have all gone to so much bother .

    I'll have another read through & willbe judging them later.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    Golfaddick, golfaddick,
    Comes on here and says we had it.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,744
    Grumbling down the fairway,
    Can’t believe I hit it so bad
    The ball it went in the lake
    Oh, how it makes me mad

    Another hundred yards, and
    It'd have flown onto the green.
    Now I'll be late to The Valley
    I'm gonna cause quite a scene.

    A win for me and Charlton
    Is for what I prayed last night
    And if anybody stops me
    I think I'll start a fight

    I'm getting tired of losing
    But I hate it when we win
    Because they all get too excited
    And laugh and cheer and grin