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Slowest Charlton Life Player You've Seen .......

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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    No problem, I'm 35 next birthday ; )
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    edited July 2009
    [cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]Even I could probs beat Dazzler and thats saying something

    Have you even seen mr run Nathan? no so fuck off you tard!

    p.s Happy to do the 100 meter run.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    If you two cant play nicely!!

    Now say sorry Dazzler ;)
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Oh Dazzler you naughty boy. May i ask who mr run is ha ha
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    Compliment accepted :)
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]is dazzler really slow or is this a pee take?

    Lol this thread is well funny!!! Yes Dazzler really is the slowest Charlton Life player, well i have ever seen anyway!! lol

    Think snail, crossed with coach, then tortoise, and i will even have my money on Nathan to do him!! lol
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,444
    Nathan I'm not an expert on street talk, but I'm sure Dazzler wern't being complimentry. :)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    lol dont mind those who have been there slating me lol but those who haven't HELL NO! ;o)
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Dazzler your now a legend in my eyes even if its for being the slowest player and having the funniest thread
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    well in my opinion it's nothing for me to be proud of :'o( i'm off to cry myself back off to sleep.

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  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Ah ok but you'd better run fast up those stairs or it'll be morning before you get there
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    Morning peeps,


    Just picked up the thread again and OMG ......I see I'm going to have emerge from behind the refuge of my keyboard and face the real world. It's one thing gently taking the pee out of Dazzler (BTW, you're a good sport, Dazzler!), but I really ought to keep my big gob shut ..... !

    I'm 54 these days and you really do have to be a bit of a sloth to be slower than me.
    Or slower than Dazzler !
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    After seeing the thread on Charlton Life vs Ipswich i decided to go hunting for the other pictures and found this thread...

    It has had me chuckling away a bit, what a whiney and ungrateful little bugger I was! You were all just trying to crown me the Golden Slug!

  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    I still love this thread!
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,522
    Having just turned 30, and being a relatively new member, I'd like to nominate myself. I'm working my way back from an injury, so not in great shape but not terrible. I'd love to say that passing thirty and a series of achilles and knee injuries have taken my pace away, but I started with absolutely none. The old lads used to run past me in five-a-side, fortunately I can run for days and would eventually catch them up.

    First yard has always been in my head. It's a shame about all the other yards...
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    That was my old problem. These days I can hit 100 meters in around 12 seconds... I can run for 15 plus miles and maintain a sub 8.30 per mile pace in doing so.

    Things change, this is me 2 months back from injury!
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,545
    Leon Clarke. That run he attempted on his home debut still lives in the memory.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,260
    Simonsen said:

    Leon Clarke. That run he attempted on his home debut still lives in the memory.

    That was on the Right wing.

    He needed to goal hang in the six yard box.

    We love playing players, out of position.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,508
    I love reading back over this thread and thinking

    image

    "I was being a Dumb C***"

    Year on year it has been a motivational visit.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Danny Haynes

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  • CharltonLad88
    CharltonLad88 Posts: 164
    Gary Doherty. My word. That Millwall 4-0 drubbing away springs to mine. Doherty and Dailly at the back. Only one outcome really
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,377
    edited August 2017
    CLB74 running for the Bradford train last season.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,522
    Me. You're all going to trust me on this. Even when I was running 13 miles a day 3-4 times a week I still turned slower than almond milk.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,075
    Lol, I forgot all about Bobby Dazzler's 'slow twitch fibres' :-)

    Brilliant
  • HandG
    HandG Posts: 2,138
    CharltonLad88 said:

    Gary Doherty. My word. That Millwall 4-0 drubbing away springs to mine. Doherty and Dailly at the back. Only one outcome really

    Quite comparable in the slowness stakes but I think big Miguel Llera was at the back with Dailly that day.....
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,986
    edited August 2017
    CharltonLad88 said:

    Gary Doherty. My word. That Millwall 4-0 drubbing away springs to mine. Doherty and Dailly at the back. Only one outcome really


    The clue is in the thread title?
    It was all about who was to be nominated for the special Charlton Life FC 'Golden Slug' award .....?

    A few years ago some of us got a Charlton Life football team together to play away teams' supporters.
    It all went well until Gumbo was 'volunteered' to play for Ipswich, who were a man short - and scored against us. Turncoat!

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