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Reasons ADUG didn't buy Charlton instead

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    16. Having heard alleged rumours regarding Pardew's personal life, they were not prepared to work with a 'dirty arab'
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    The Arabs came from the 'The Valley of the Kings' ........ and found in SE7, 'The Valley where no one sings'
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    101. The Arabs realised when Charlton play away, with Moo2 at rightback, Fortune beside him and Holland the ballwinner - that Charlton could be a-Nile-ated........

    Or that it'd just be Madness:Linky
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    1701. They were scared off by a rival bid, the utopian state that is China is in negotiations to buy us. They will make ZZ player/captain/manager and one of their generals will be ensconsed as our chairman. We will be rebranded as "the peoples red army" and the China State Circus will provide the entertainment prematch, which will make a change to the clowns that have been providing the entertainment during the match for the last few seasons
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    And the Covered EndNorth Stand sing, "Republican Peoples Red & White Army .....!"
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    98. They really really loved the planet of the apes movies and the name charlton reminded them of the recent demise of Mr 'From my cold dead hands' Heston who's portrait sits in pride of place in their boardroom
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    With promotion unlikely this season, they wouldn't be entilted to a free season ticket next year.
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    1. Simon Jordan called them to say Richard Murray was a nasty rotter
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    666. our club is rife with Christian fanatics, Rangers/Celtic supporting secretaries?

    ;)
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    24. Having heard rumours of a revolt by fans to reclaim the Antigallican, they deemed it unhelpful towards their own countries relations with Europe.
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  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,517
    Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    don't be ridiculous.

    31. The level crossing on Charlton Lane proved problematic for their camels
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    edited September 2008
    lol dan. Winner so far.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    don't be ridiculous.

    31. The level crossing on Charlton Lane proved problematic for their camels


    Typical Charlton. We miss out on a mega deal because we won't fit those horse crossing buttons that you see on crossings in Richmond Park etc. They are at the height of a horse (or camel rider).
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    Yes if this wasn't in the fun and jokes category
  • D_F_T
    D_F_T Posts: 1,154
    Our badge features a straight bladed sword
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    [cite]Posted By: D_F_T[/cite]Our badge features a straight bladed sword

    lol
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    see the sword is also part of the fanatic link to the crusades.. must be true it was in Bonekickers.
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,393
    32. They didn't like the new kit - not enough white in the hijab.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    Maybe because they didn't want to incur the wrath of Iran following our pre season friendly debacle
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,517
    edited September 2008
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    Yes if this wasn't in the fun and jokes category

    It's called irony, Henry ;-)
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    edited September 2008
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    Yes if this wasn't in the fun and jokes category

    It's called irony, Henry ;-)

    no it's not.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    77. The boards uniform of cardigan, slacks and hush puppies are too hot to wear in the middle east.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]77. The boards uniform of cardigan, slacks and hush puppies are too hot to wear in the middle east.

    hush puppies are ideal for the middle east hence the correct name of desert boots. Also gets quite nippy at night so a zip up jumper can come in handy.

    Slacks! FFS what are they ; -)
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,517
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...

    Yes if this wasn't in the fun and jokes category

    It's called irony, Henry ;-)

    no it's not.

    Now you're being patronising, Henry...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    edited September 2008
    no, I'm not
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,517
    oh yes you are...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    [cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]oh yes you are...

    That's ironic
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]77. The boards uniform of cardigan, slacks and hush puppies are too hot to wear in the middle east.

    hush puppies are ideal for the middle east hence the correct name of desert boots. Also gets quite nippy at night so a zip up jumper can come in handy.

    Slacks! FFS what are they ; -)

    !Chill Winston!"

    This wasnt aimed at you Henry....Honest ;)
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Henry and Weegie can you make up your minds whether you're doing Monty Python's "Argument" sketch or just panto? It's getting a bit confusing over here.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
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