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Top Five Comedy Records

Stig
Stig Posts: 29,018
edited October 2017 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Foux Du Fafa - Flight of the Conchords
Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic
I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore - The Snake Oil Willie Band
She's The Sorta Sheila For Me - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Every Sperm Is Sacred - Michael Palin
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  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Life On The Road - David Brent
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,612
    edited October 2017
    Right said Fred - Bernard cribbens
    my boomarang wont come back - Charlie drake
    Crystal Palace’s first 7 PL games 2017/2018
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Ah now if we're talking Weird Al, I'd take "White and Nerdy" over "Amish Paradise" any day.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq6OncN6_Fo
    (That's not the original video, but the green screen take of a version he did with Donny Osmond acting as a backup dancer, where if it wasn't for the fact he's a mormon I'd wonder exactly what he was on)
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    Derek and Clive
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    edited October 2017
    Derek and Clive Live

    edit: Solidgone must have beat me by seconds!!
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,613
    Right said Fred - Bernard Cribbins
    Goodness Gracious me - Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren
    Ernie - Benny Hill
    King of the Cops - Billy Howard
    The Ying Tong Song - The Goons

    Only the other day I unpacked my vinyl after 15 years of sitting in boxes. I spent that evening listening to a load of stuff, including Monty Python - Live at Drury lane, The Secret Policemans Ball & a couple of compilation albums.

  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    A bit gentler than Derek and Clive:

    Tom Lehrer in Concert

    The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart (The Most Celebrated New Comedian Since Attila the Hun)
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,724
    edited October 2017
    Derek and Clive for me but a mention must go to Bob Newhart - introducing tobacco .

    https://youtu.be/_XDxAzVEbN4
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Michael Flanders & Donald Swann: (Various)
    Napoleon XIV:They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haa.
    Neil (from The Young Ones): Hole In My Shoe *
    The Firm: Star Trekkin'
    Attila The Stockbroker: Maggots 1, Maggie 0





    * How's it going, Mr D?
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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    The ballad of Barry and Frida - Victoria Wood. Pure genius.

    A few by Goldie lookin chain are still funny after repeated listening
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Horse outside -rubber bandits
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,829
    I've never met a nice South African - spitting image

    Santa Claus you c**t - Kevin Bloody Wilson

    N-N-Nineteen not out - The Commentators

    Eat it - weird al Jankovic


    My ding a ling - Chuck Berry.
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    Lenny Bruce Live At Carnegie Hall

    Lenny Bruce American

    Derek & Clive Ad Nauseum

    The blue Monty Python album with the Lupin Express on it.

    Can’t think of another one.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    edited October 2017
    How has no one mentioned Snooker loopy

    Dogs don't kill people-mouldy looking stain

    Anything by Dave Hensen
  • Bangkokaddick
    Bangkokaddick Posts: 4,295
    The Intro and the Outro
    Big Shot
    Canyons Of Your Mind
    Jollity Farm
    Can Blue Men Sing The Whites?

    And many more.

    All by the Bonzo Dog Band
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,724
    paulie8290 said:

    How has no oneffect mentioned Snooker loopy

    Because it’s not funny ?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    D & C Live as mentioned.

    But also a fan of Bah & The Humbugs and their Christmas offerings. Inadmissable (about Santa trying and failing to get through US border control) is a favourite. As is the Christmas Tree from Hell

    Their stuff is available to download free here: http://fjordstone.com/bah/download.html
  • HugoZHackenbush
    HugoZHackenbush Posts: 775
    AddicksAddict said:

    A bit gentler than Derek and Clive:

    Tom Lehrer in Concert

    The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart (The Most Celebrated New Comedian Since Attila the Hun)

    I saw Tom Lehrer live in Copenhagen in around 1969 - watching him perform "the Elements" without the slightest hesitation was just something else. There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium.....
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Some I don't think have been mentioned yet?

    Non British:

    Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah - Alan Sherman
    The Driving Instructor - Bob Newhart
    Loving you has made me Bananas - Guy Marks
    The Kid (He swears a little bit) - Kevin Bloody Wilson
    The Old Payola Roll Blues - Stan Freberg

    British:

    Albert and the Lion - Stanley Holloway
    Hole in the Ground - Bernard Cribbins
    Don't jump off the roof Dad - Tommy Cooper
    Balham (Gateway to the south) - Peter Sellers
    Goldyloppers and the three bearloaders - Stanley Unwin
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  • bbob
    bbob Posts: 550
    Funky Moped - Jasper Carrott
  • Bangkokaddick
    Bangkokaddick Posts: 4,295
    bbob said:

    Funky Moped - Jasper Carrott

    The Magic Roundabout on the B-Side is so much better.
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Gotta be Ernie...
  • MOBY DUCK
    MOBY DUCK Posts: 196
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YKtlK7sn0JQ
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,239
    Anything by Judge Dread
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,385
    The Streak (don't look Ethel...)

    Bit surprised nobody's mentioned The Black Abbotts or The Wurzels, but maybe not...
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    Spike Jones - Hello Mother, Hello Father - always makes me laugh.

    Bangers and Mash - peter sellers and Sophia loren

    benny hill = ernie
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Horsfield9 said:

    Spike Jones - Hello Mother, Hello Father - always makes me laugh.

    Bangers and Mash - peter sellers and Sophia loren

    benny hill = ernie

    Although it sounds like it could be Spike Jones type of thing, it's actually Alan Sherman.
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast Posts: 1,119
    There's a hole in the bucket. Anyone know who it's by?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Slartibartfast said:

    There's a hole in the bucket. Anyone know who it's by?

    Isn't it by the duo Roland and Katrien trying to explain where the Lookman money went

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