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Tap tap tap tap tap........tap tap.
This was first used in The United States by travelling street barbers who had either a small hand cart or bicycle. On the handle bars or cart handle they would have a hollowed out piece of hard wood and a stick with which they would tap out...... tap tap tap tap tap.....tap tap whilst calling out.......... “Shave and a haircut two bits.”
Do I get a promote?
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How times have changed. Today if a strange man with a handle bar moustache and a bag of sharp implements came Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap ...Tap Tap with a stick outside your door, you’d be straight on the blower to either the cops or a the local lunatic asylum to see if anybody is on the loose2
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We had a door-to-door plumber come round shouting that2
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How was the shave? And did he offer to unclog your pipes afterwards?thai malaysia addick said:We had a door-to-door plumber come round shouting that
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105 views and only one like so far ya miserable bunch of bastards!
Not even Stephen Fry would know that.0 -
You can tell the international break is once again upon us2
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That's clearly wrong - everyone knows it goes
Tap tappedty tap tap, tap tap
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If yoi are bored I am sure I can come up with a new threadcabbles said:You can tell the international break is once again upon us
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What.....better than this one?paulie8290 said:
If yoi are bored I am sure I can come up with a new threadcabbles said:You can tell the international break is once again upon us
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@SoundAsa£ check out the mince pie croissant thread, maybe not better, but definitely different.SoundAsa£ said:
What.....better than this one?paulie8290 said:
If yoi are bored I am sure I can come up with a new threadcabbles said:You can tell the international break is once again upon us
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Fuck off......I’m sulking.0
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I knew that!0
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Did the barber's use scissors or strimmers and did they offer a happy ending.?0
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We used to say: "How's your Father?: all right!"0
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You sure it aint the blind man's knock?SoundAsa£ said:When you knock on someone’s door in this fashion/ combination of knocks why do you do it?
Tap tap tap tap tap........tap tap.
This was first used in The United States by travelling street barbers who had either a small hand cart or bicycle. On the handle bars or cart handle they would have a hollowed out piece of hard wood and a stick with which they would tap out...... tap tap tap tap tap.....tap tap whilst calling out.......... “Shave and a haircut two bits.”
Do I get a promote?
The story goes that a nun has got out the shower when there's a knock on the door, tap tap tap tap tap........tap tap..
She goes to the door and says 'who is it?'
A voice replies "It's the blind man from the village" so the nun doesnt bother to cover up, as its only the blind man and she lets him in and goes "how can I help?"
The blind man replies "Cor, that's a nice pair of tits,now where you want this blind?"1 -
The real question is did they cut your hair to 4 or a 52
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You should get a promote for telling the oldest joke ever on CL.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
You sure it aint the blind man's knock?SoundAsa£ said:When you knock on someone’s door in this fashion/ combination of knocks why do you do it?
Tap tap tap tap tap........tap tap.
This was first used in The United States by travelling street barbers who had either a small hand cart or bicycle. On the handle bars or cart handle they would have a hollowed out piece of hard wood and a stick with which they would tap out...... tap tap tap tap tap.....tap tap whilst calling out.......... “Shave and a haircut two bits.”
Do I get a promote?
The story goes that a nun has got out the shower when there's a knock on the door, tap tap tap tap tap........tap tap..
She goes to the door and says 'who is it?'
A voice replies "It's the blind man from the village" so the nun doesnt bother to cover up, as its only the blind man and she lets him in and goes "how can I help?"
The blind man replies "Cor, that's a nice pair of tits,now where you want this blind?"0 -
I love a nice pair of knockers0
