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TV show tonight - Lifers Behind Bars

A-R-T-H-U-R
A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
edited November 2017 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/lifers-behind-bars/episode-guide/

I'm guessing they mean prison as opposed to public bars.

I didn't realise enough of us had served time to warrant a C4 programme to ourselves.

So which lifers are/were/should be behind bars for what crime?

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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    Me, Fashion! ;)
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    I get out of prison most days. Stupidly I choose to return most days too.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    I'd put CLB74 in the slammer if I could.

    Solitary confinement he'd like.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    AddickUpNorth said:

    I get out of prison most days. Stupidly I choose to return most days too.

    And a cracking job you and your colleagues do as well.

    Hope you're rewarded properly soon by the Government.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    edited November 2017
    Prague Addick for tax evasion
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    I get out of prison most days. Stupidly I choose to return most days too.

    And a cracking job you and your colleagues do as well.

    Hope you're rewarded properly soon by the Government.


    I’m not holding my breath mate but thanks your kind words are appreciated. We’re usually just forgotten by the general public or still seen as thugs and divs too dumb to make it as coppers.

  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    KM whatever her username is, for impersonating a CEO.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    edited November 2017
    Goonerhater for arson
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited November 2017
    This was filmed when me and goonerhater thought we were goners

    I hope we come across well
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    BDL for unlicensed broadcasting
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,204
    edited November 2017
    AFKA for Promote theft
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    @Henry Irving for insider share dealing :wink:
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    edited November 2017
    Paulie for crimes against hair
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    Otto for his ridiculous amount of lol's.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,157
    Doucher for Purgery
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,471
    Addickted for high treason for displaying the Union Jack flag flying back to front on his avatar.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Sir Chrissy Powell for the daylight robbery on Leicester when he took Yann.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    AddickUpNorth said:

    I get out of prison most days. Stupidly I choose to return most days too.

    But just remember, you're in here for ten years. Stokes: Yeah. Yeah that's right Mr Pendle. But you're in for life, intcha? (full quote). Mcvicar 1980?
    ;)
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    No doubt your wife Fletcher has told your family and friends that you're on a five year safari?

    No she tells them I'm doing missionary work in Scotland.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,664
    Priceless

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