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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic

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  • Arry Addick
    Arry Addick Posts: 1,168

    Only 25 fucks till Xmas.
    Enjoy your fucks 3blokes

    hopefully the fucking will have stopped before Xmas
    I've been married over 21 years, so that stopped several Xmas's ago!
  • I’ve been married 40. Go figure
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited December 2017
    Day 1427.
    And so the month of Crimbo is upon us.
    Right come on, Santa, you’re a decent bloke by all accounts, give us the Christmas gift we all want, and there will be the best mince pies, brandy and carrots you and Rudolph have ever seen, waiting for you in parts of South East England on Christmas night:+1:
    He’s still here.
    Oh festive fuck.....
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    3blokes said:

    Day 1427.
    And so the month of Crimbo is upon us.
    Right come on, Santa, you’re a decent bloke by all accounts, give us the Christmas gift we all want, and there will be the best mince pies, brandy and carrots you and Rudolph have ever seen, waiting for you in parts of South East England on Christmas night:+1:
    He’s still here.
    Oh festive fuck.....

    I'm prepared to chuck in some nuts as well!
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,008
    Weekend fuckety fuck?
  • Later fuck at the weekend
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited December 2017
    ( Sorry the fuck is a bit late, had an eventful evening and night, but not in a good way!)

    And so -
    Day 1428 and 1429.
    It is a time of hope and new beginnings, when old Scrooges see the error of their ways, and people do the right thing, and Johnny Mathis does a bit of a voiceover on his song, and we all nod into our beer and mince pies.
    So Lord Ducktape is still here, but let’s hope the old humbug dances off into the sunset in time for a proper Christmas knees up for the rest of us.
    But for now, it’s still an oh fuck from here.....
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Stained old yellow toothed miser still in charge?
    Muted grinning imbecile CEO sycophant still bolloxing up my cloob?
    Annual FA Cup meh! feast tomorrow?

    Think I'm gonna hibernate from Charlton till next week.

    Fook!
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1430.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1431.
    A day to remember
    Oh joy.
    But meanwhile he’s still here
    Oh fuck...
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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,680
    Oh Ashes fuck
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited December 2017
    Day 1432.
    As there is now something ROTten in the state of Belgium, maybe it is time to sing the song Je suis un rotter.
    But meanwhile he’s still here.
    Oh fantastically rotten fuck....
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1433.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,810
    Fucking hell when is this all going to end?

    Fuck off Duchâtelet, just fuck off.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    I still have a dream, a dream deeply rooted in the Charlton dream – one day this cloob will rise up and live up to its creed, "We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are Addicks" I have a dream...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1434.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,936
    edited December 2017
    Was so hoping that he would be gone and give us an extra reason to celebrate tomorrow... Looks like thats not going to happen. :(

    Edit: Forgot the obligatory ohh fook
  • This thread has plenty of legs left in it I fear.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited December 2017
    Yes I was hoping we might be able to finish this thread before Christmas because Santa wanted me for an Elf again this year and I had to say I couldn’t do it because of oh fuck commitments :neutral:
    But maybe we should all take heart from the fact that RD has issued a declared intent to sell now, it may take a while, and may have a few blind alleys, false trails and the odd hint of a fandango here and there, but that at some point, the situation will be resolved and we will get owners interested in investing in the club properly and moving it forward in a productive and successful way.
    That it is not happening right now is still a massive oh fuck however...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1435 and 1436.

    “THOSE FUCKING ANTS HAVE DONE WHAT!!!!????”
    Let’s leave the B.O spluttering into his coffee this morning, as it’s been a ROTten week.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,680
    ROT a Fuck
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1437.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1438.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck..
  • Two plain fucks in a row. I need variety.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1439.
    He’s still here.
    And this one is just for you Arsene, to keep you going- :smile:
    Oh splendiferously ginormous and monumentally massive fuck...
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,810
    Wow, she’ll be in tatters....
  • 3blokes said:

    Day 1439.
    He’s still here.
    And this one is just for you Arsene, to keep you going- :smile:
    Oh splendiferously ginormous and monumentally massive fuck...

    Thank you. Set me up for the day.

    Ps has he gone yet?
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1340.
    Another bin day.
    He’s still here.
    Oh recycling fuck...


  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    When this is all over it won't end there. If i see or hear anything Belgian after that point i will feel like Terry Waite everytime he walks past a radiator!
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Hi 3blokes, your stories are now entrenched in my brain!

    Looked out the window this morning and the image of the old scrote sitting in his shed popped into my head. Apologies for the plagiarism and for not being up to your high standard:-

    He was wearing an old greyish shirt with a dirty brown tie; from whch, his scrawny head protruded without touching the sides. Much like a turtle poking his head out of his shell. His cold breath hanging like fog around his spittle covered mouth.

    Suddenly, the door swung open and his wife walked in carrying a small cup of coffee.

    "Shut the door love, it is cold in here" said the turtle.

    "Put the fucking heating on then you tight old git" she says whilst banging the cup down and spilling most of it.

    "Do I still own that ROT party thing dearest?"

    "IT IS CHARLTON ATHLETIC FC YOU FUCKING MORON, AND YES YOU DO",
    "Twat." (She added unnecessarily.).

    "Oh Fuck"

    The last words she did not hear as she had already left, leaving the door wide open.

    He got up and gently closed the door, and then started a futile search for a little biscuit that was not there. He did a lot of futile now.