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Man cements head into Microwave Oven

cafcfan
cafcfan Posts: 11,198
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Okay, that might be the weirdest thing I read today.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150
Worth an honourable mention in the Darwin Awards i'd have thought.

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  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,212
    Not good for the environment that! Nor his head as well
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Waste of emergency services time, should have plugged it in, turned it on and moved on to the next shout.

  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,689
    don't know about the darwins but I reckon this is an early contender for next years Turner prize
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Another shining example of our decline as a species
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    Another shining example of our decline as a species

    And a never ending attempt at 5 minutes of fame on Youtube, the internet at its finest.

    Wankers, the lot of them
  • Pelling1993
    Pelling1993 Posts: 6,671
    Leave him and let natural selection take its course....
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Sign him up for the next Youtubers match, could be lethal on set pieces.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    eaststandmike said:

    Leroy Ambrose said:

    Another shining example of our decline as a species

    And a never ending attempt at 5 minutes of fame on Youtube, the internet at its finest.

    Wankers, the lot of them
    "Internet prankster" = dick.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,862
    Reminds of the time when I saw evidence someone did a poo in an oven in a hotel
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    I bet he voted Brexit
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  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,754
    Evolution at its finest. I'd be excited for some new microwave head friends.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,613
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    Another shining example of our decline as a species

    Social media has a lot to answer to. Remember, the only time we have sold out The Valley in the last 10 years was when 2 youtube teams played football there. Thats 2 teams made up of ordinary joe's who have no footballing skills -I doubt we'd sell out if we played a top Premiership team. My youngest boy wants to be a youtuber & says that you can make million from it. The top bloke owns a Lamborghini.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    cafcfan said:

    Okay, that might be the weirdest thing I read today.
    bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150
    Worth an honourable mention in the Darwin Awards i'd have thought.

    Along with the knob disguised as a Base Jumper who threw himself off of Beachy Head and cost the tax payer a fortune in NHS treatment and rescue. Send him the fucking bill, I say.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    man_at_milletts said:

    cafcfan said:

    Okay, that might be the weirdest thing I read today.
    bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150
    Worth an honourable mention in the Darwin Awards i'd have thought.

    Along with the knob disguised as a Base Jumper who threw himself off of Beachy Head and cost the tax payer a fortune in NHS treatment and rescue. Send him the fucking bill, I say.
    And the twat that jumped off Tower Bridge whilst being filmed and had to be rescued due to nearly drowning.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,039
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    Another shining example of our decline as a species

    He’s from Birmingham @Leroy Ambrose that’s not decline, it’s evolution!!

    At least we wouldn’t have to listen to that bloody accent!!!! :wink:
  • Rock Spectacle
    Rock Spectacle Posts: 1,440
    No doubt @guinnessaddick will have fond memories of that accent from the mid 90s, ditto @JohnnyH2 and @shirty5 . Delightfully articulate on both occasions.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    You sure it was a fella? Just saying, Daisy's been missing for a while now and she might of fucked her trains up!
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,039
    Rock Spectacle said:

    No doubt @guinnessaddick will have fond memories of that accent from the mid 90s, ditto @JohnnyH2 and @shirty5 . Delightfully articulate on both occasions.

    Indeed Mr C!!

    “Yow and me mayte, yow and me”.

    Dopey baggie trying to start a fight walking back to that hotel by the motorway Junction, having tried to be sneaky and tripping him from behind. Scumbag...with the worst accent going!!
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    It could have been worse - he could have put his dick in a ......
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,039
    The_President said:

    It could have been worse - he could have put his dick in a ......

    You ok now though? :wink:
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  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    No wonder women live longer.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,067
    Solidgone said:

    No wonder women live longer.

    No wonder aliens don't speak to us.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    Friend Or Defoe said:

    Solidgone said:

    No wonder women live longer.

    No wonder aliens don't speak to us.
    Psh don't speak to YOU maybe
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,361
    Looked at a couple of other videos of his this morning through curiosity. All of which seemed to involve doing something dangerous/daring but ultimately criminal and wasting police time. Dick.

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