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Anthony Stokes

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Rangersman Posts: 21
edited January 2018 in General Charlton
Sorry haven’t posted for a long (very long time) ....but this is important. Do not sign Stokes, he is an IRA fan, a drunken yob and a total liability.
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  • andynelson
    andynelson Posts: 1,951
    Yes but is he cheap?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,747
    How tall is he?
  • OhEddieYouds
    OhEddieYouds Posts: 744
    Can he score open goals from 5 yards & therefore score more than our current 5 goal a season striker(s)?
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,006
    I doubt we are signing anyone but, in any event, it’s not exactly our choice anyway.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,195
    kafka said:

    This is England. We don’t care about his religion

    OP didn't mention religion.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    Uboat said:

    kafka said:

    This is England. We don’t care about his religion

    OP didn't mention religion.
    So why would a rangers fan be interested or bothered if we sign a celtic player.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    golfaddick said:

    Uboat said:

    kafka said:

    This is England. We don’t care about his religion

    OP didn't mention religion.
    So why would a rangers fan be interested or bothered if we sign a celtic player.
    I think that's pretty clear from the OP....
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,793
    I thought that he might be a QPR fan.
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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,337
    edited January 2018
    Addick Addict said:

    I thought that he might be a QPR fan.

    Nah, Berwick Rangers. He can't decide whether he's English or Scottish.
  • SouthWest_Addicks
    SouthWest_Addicks Posts: 6,307
    edited January 2018
    If he does come, I hope we aren’t silly enough to offer him anything more than 6 months.

    I don’t think he is the answer, and I expect him to bring a lot of additional baggage. Not a fan and probably will be his last final payday in English football.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    But surely you see anyone that doesn't actually wear an orange sash while hitting a drum as an IRA fan?
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,171
    Weren't we supposed to have been getting him on loan when he was at Arsenal a million years ago? Sounds like he's being dumped for disciplinary issues, which would make him an odd choice given that Robinson has been making a big deal about how the squad's togetherness is what's keeping them going. Suppose we really are in needs must mode
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    Listen, if we get him and by some chance he gets us up and we offer him a years contract and then next season he twats a couple of Millwall players on our way to a handsome home win, I won't have a problem with him.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Garrymanilow said:

    Weren't we supposed to have been getting him on loan when he was at Arsenal a million years ago? Sounds like he's being dumped for disciplinary issues, which would make him an odd choice given that Robinson has been making a big deal about how the squad's togetherness is what's keeping them going. Suppose we really are in needs must mode

    Yup, him and Steven Pressley were meant to be our saviours according to pardew and never happened
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Viewfinder said:

    Bedsaddick said:

    How tall is he?

    Six feet, one inch. Scored a shedload of goals at Celtic and Hibs. Flopped at Sunderland, from where he was loaned to Palace in 2009: 13 apps, one goal. A few years ago he head-butted a man in a Dublin bar; a court ordered Stokes to pay the victim, who worked as an Elvis impersonator, 230,000 Euros. Simon Jordan tweeted: "That's about the same amount I paid Stokes to impersonate a footballer".

    The amount of grief Elvis has given me through the wife id of headbutted him as well.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    clb74 said:

    Viewfinder said:

    Bedsaddick said:

    How tall is he?

    Six feet, one inch. Scored a shedload of goals at Celtic and Hibs. Flopped at Sunderland, from where he was loaned to Palace in 2009: 13 apps, one goal. A few years ago he head-butted a man in a Dublin bar; a court ordered Stokes to pay the victim, who worked as an Elvis impersonator, 230,000 Euros. Simon Jordan tweeted: "That's about the same amount I paid Stokes to impersonate a footballer".

    The amount of grief Elvis has given me through the wife id of headbutted him as well.
    What you do step on her blue suede shoes?
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    Uboat said:

    kafka said:

    This is England. We don’t care about his religion

    OP didn't mention religion.
    It was inferred.
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  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Read the transfer thread for more info. He is available on a free from Hibs and training with us. Beggars can’t be choosers and we need a striker.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    And long as he doesn't support Millwall or Palace I don't care who else he supports!
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,747
    I’m sure we tried to sign over 10 years ago.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,450
    Rangersman said:

    Sorry haven’t posted for a long (very long time) ....but this is important. Do not sign Stokes, he is an IRA fan, a drunken yob and a total liability.

    Assuming all would be okay if he supported the UDA.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,195
    iainment said:

    Uboat said:

    kafka said:

    This is England. We don’t care about his religion

    OP didn't mention religion.
    It was inferred.
    By you. Unless you mean 'implied', in which case, no it wasn't.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,450
    Uboat said:

    iainment said:

    Uboat said:

    kafka said:

    This is England. We don’t care about his religion

    OP didn't mention religion.
    It was inferred.
    By you. Unless you mean 'implied', in which case, no it wasn't.
    Sectarian nonsense seems to be rife amongst Rangers and Catholic fans - why would you mention Stokes supports the IRA?

    Load of old bollocks....
  • HarryHutchens
    HarryHutchens Posts: 541
    My recollection is that we had a fee accepted but he chose Sunderland instead.
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,542
    Just tried to ring Roland but it's going to answer phone
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    scabbyhorse said:

    Just tried to ring Roland but it's going to answer phone

    He's having lunch at St Truidens.



  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,256
    HarryHutchens said:

    My recollection is that we had a fee accepted but he chose Sunderland instead.

    That's my memory too. At the time I was gutted. I'd be happier about signing him if TWWW hadn't been such a flop. This sounds like Wat-Wat revisited.

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