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So everyone's got a Josh Magennis story right?

Well i have two.

Story one.
In Saturdays match thread you might of read about me bumping into big Josh in the Water Lilly as he was picking up his well earned Chinese. Resplendant in full Charlton trackies straight off the back of a pasting at home by the mighty Shrewsbury Town.

Story two.
Got car stuck in a snow drift yesterday on the Ratcliffe Highway, back of Hoo. Guess who "tried" to help push me out? Yep good ole Josh got out of his motor. I wasn't budging so said thankyou and he was on his merry way. I got towed out by the son in law eventually.

Two Josh Magennis stories... beat that!
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  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 40,189

    Well i have two.

    Story one.
    In Saturdays match thread you might of read about me bumping into big Josh in the Water Lilly as he was picking up his well earned Chinese. Resplendant in full Charlton trackies straight off the back of a pasting at home by the mighty Shrewsbury Town.

    Story two.
    Got car stuck in a snow drift yesterday on the Ratcliffe Highway, back of Hoo. Guess who "tried" to help push me out? Yep good ole Josh got out of his motor. I wasn't budging so said thankyou and he was on his merry way. I got towed out by the son in law eventually.

    Two Josh Magennis stories... beat that!

    You wouldn't have thought that his son in law was old enough to drive.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    A very likeable person is Josh.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,368
    He's a nice man, He's a very very nice man. A very very nice man.
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,338
    I saw him in Diggerland just before the season started.

    The mini diggers that you go on with your kids and actually really want to drive yourself....

    Big Josh didn't bother with taking a kid on, he was loving it.

    Very friendly bloke though, happy to stop and have a chat with me and my lad who was wearing his Charlton shirt.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,979
    My then-4-year old son presented him with the MOM Champagne when he got his hat-trick last year - he posed for a photo and then my son walked behind him and tried to steal the match ball as he posed for other photos

    When my son was Mascot earlier in the season he asked to go onto the pitch with Josh who duly obliged - then we bumped into him in the Millennium lounge a few months ago and he remembered my son and said hello.

    He bought me a pint of Guinness in Dublin on the club's pre season tour in Ireland.


    Boom. 3 stories. None exciting but I can confirm he is a thoroughly nice chap.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,430
    Swisdom said:

    My then-4-year old son presented him with the MOM Champagne when he got his hat-trick last year - he posed for a photo and then my son walked behind him and tried to steal the match ball as he posed for other photos

    When my son was Mascot earlier in the season he asked to go onto the pitch with Josh who duly obliged - then we bumped into him in the Millennium lounge a few months ago and he remembered my son and said hello.

    He bought me a pint of Guinness in Dublin on the club's pre season tour in Ireland.


    Boom. 3 stories. None exciting but I can confirm he is a thoroughly nice chap.

    Fair play... but come on Egg Foo Yung AND snowdrifts!

    Lightweight story telling Swisdom...
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,979
    edited March 2018

    Swisdom said:

    My then-4-year old son presented him with the MOM Champagne when he got his hat-trick last year - he posed for a photo and then my son walked behind him and tried to steal the match ball as he posed for other photos before Josh stopped him with a 2 footed reducer and reclaimed his ball

    When my son was Mascot earlier in the season he asked to go onto the pitch with Josh who duly obliged - then we bumped into him in the Millennium lounge a few months ago and he remembered my son and performed a flying head-butt, forearm smash, an elbow drop and a boston crab on him.

    He bought me a pint of Guinness in Dublin on the club's pre season tour in Ireland but laced it with laxative when I wasn't looking


    Boom. 3 stories. None exciting but I can confirm he is a thoroughly nice chap.

    Fair play... but come on Egg Foo Yung AND snowdrifts!

    Lightweight story telling Swisdom...
    No way could I compete with foo-yung and a snowdrift.!

    Let me try to embellish a little....

    My then-4-year old son presented him with the MOM Champagne when he got his hat-trick last year - he posed for a photo and then my son walked behind him and tried to steal the match ball as he posed for other photos before Josh stopped him with a 2 footed reducer and reclaimed his ball

    When my son was Mascot earlier in the season he asked to go onto the pitch with Josh who duly obliged - then we bumped into him in the Millennium lounge a few months ago and he remembered my son and performed a flying head-butt, forearm smash, an elbow drop and a boston crab on him.

    He bought me a pint of Guinness in Dublin on the club's pre season tour in Ireland but laced it with laxative when I wasn't looking

  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,591

    So what you’re saying with the snow story is he put in a lot of effort but ultimately it was down to someone else to come along and get a result.

    Yes, sounds very Josh Magennis.

    Yep does the hard donkey work for someone else to take the glory.


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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,430

    So what you’re saying with the snow story is he put in a lot of effort but ultimately it was down to someone else to come along and get a result.

    Yes, sounds very Josh Magennis.

    Harsh and believe me I was ready to have it out with him on both occasions... BUT he is a big fucker!
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,238
    I saw him score a goal once. I think.
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,538

    Well i have two.

    Story one.
    In Saturdays match thread you might of read about me bumping into big Josh in the Water Lilly as he was picking up his well earned Chinese. Resplendant in full Charlton trackies straight off the back of a pasting at home by the mighty Shrewsbury Town.

    Story two.
    Got car stuck in a snow drift yesterday on the Ratcliffe Highway, back of Hoo. Guess who "tried" to help push me out? Yep good ole Josh got out of his motor. I wasn't budging so said thankyou and he was on his merry way. I got towed out by the son in law eventually.

    Two Josh Magennis stories... beat that!

    If he gets injured now and we don't get promoted, I'll be blaming you for driving into snow drifts. That's how it seems to work on here......
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    I saw him score a goal once. I think.

    Only trouble was it was for Portsmouth.

  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,430

    I saw him at Bluewater - stopped and had a chat. He said he has had somebody following him since Saturday.

    He's following me mate. I know where the onion bag is!
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    image

    Big Josh on a night out in Aberdeen five years ago as snapped by my Dons-loving mate (his daughter is in the picture).
  • Stalkers of the world unite!
  • Nope no JM stories
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    I bumped into him at a BP garage near Norwich. He bragged he was on his way to meet Bono. I didn't believe him so he took me to a stately home Bono owned nearby called Blickling Hall and showed me Bono's hatchback collection.

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  • DOC64
    DOC64 Posts: 333
    Posted the following soon after he had signed:-

    Regarding Josh and boots.

    Last year my son, then aged 13, joined Killie' s Academy from Charlton. When we joined we were given access to a website whereby you can order boots direct from Adidas. The terms of purchase were that the boots had to be delivered to the club.

    When we went to collect the boots, we established (after a number of enquiries) that Josh had claimed the boots (only the Academy staff had heard of us) and had worn them in the opening league game of the season against Dundee.

    Josh came and saw us and was really embarrassed. He asked us to order another pair which he paid for.

    He came over as a very decent genuine guy.....
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,292
    Fiiish said:

    I bumped into him at a BP garage near Norwich. He bragged he was on his way to meet Bono. I didn't believe him so he took me to a stately home Bono owned nearby called Blickling Hall and showed me Bono's hatchback collection.

    "Oh hello Bono, fancy seeing you here"

    "Hello Alan"

    "How, how's the band? How's the edge?"

    "The Edge is fine"

    "How, how's Adam Clayton?"

    "Adam Clayton is fine"

    "How's the other one, the drummer?"

    "The drummer is fine"
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    DOC64 said:

    Posted the following soon after he had signed:-

    Regarding Josh and boots.

    Last year my son, then aged 13, joined Killie' s Academy from Charlton. When we joined we were given access to a website whereby you can order boots direct from Adidas. The terms of purchase were that the boots had to be delivered to the club.

    When we went to collect the boots, we established (after a number of enquiries) that Josh had claimed the boots (only the Academy staff had heard of us) and had worn them in the opening league game of the season against Dundee.

    Josh came and saw us and was really embarrassed. He asked us to order another pair which he paid for.

    He came over as a very decent genuine guy.....

    most thieves do
  • DOC64
    DOC64 Posts: 333

    DOC64 said:

    Posted the following soon after he had signed:-

    Regarding Josh and boots.

    Last year my son, then aged 13, joined Killie' s Academy from Charlton. When we joined we were given access to a website whereby you can order boots direct from Adidas. The terms of purchase were that the boots had to be delivered to the club.

    When we went to collect the boots, we established (after a number of enquiries) that Josh had claimed the boots (only the Academy staff had heard of us) and had worn them in the opening league game of the season against Dundee.

    Josh came and saw us and was really embarrassed. He asked us to order another pair which he paid for.

    He came over as a very decent genuine guy.....

    most thieves do
    There was an element of that in that he had played shite in the boots against Dundee in a 4-0 loss. He gave the boots to the goalkeeper Jamie Macdonald who continued to wear them for a few months. He also told us that he thought he had been sent them by his sponsor Adidas which is why he took them. Turned out he was sponsored by Nike.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,514
    Awesome. He comes across as very well spoken and down to earth in interviews. Happy to hear it's confirmed outside of football as well.

    Stopping to help someone push their car out, even I wouldn't do that, though I'm not very nice tbf.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 40,189
    DOC64 said:

    Posted the following soon after he had signed:-

    Regarding Josh and boots.

    Last year my son, then aged 13, joined Killie' s Academy from Charlton. When we joined we were given access to a website whereby you can order boots direct from Adidas. The terms of purchase were that the boots had to be delivered to the club.

    When we went to collect the boots, we established (after a number of enquiries) that Josh had claimed the boots (only the Academy staff had heard of us) and had worn them in the opening league game of the season against Dundee.

    Josh came and saw us and was really embarrassed. He asked us to order another pair which he paid for.

    He came over as a very decent genuine guy.....

    So your son at the age of 13 had the same size feet as Big Josh - by the time he gets to reach Josh's age he'll have feet bigger than King Kong!
  • DOC64
    DOC64 Posts: 333
    Yeah has been Size 11 since age 12. Luckily for me they haven't grown since, but still time as not 16 yet. He has also left many an empty fridge behind him.....
  • Pelling1993
    Pelling1993 Posts: 6,825
    I could write a memoir on his missed headers, one on ones and being in the wrong position
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 40,189

    I could write a memoir on his missed headers, one on ones and being in the wrong position

    Yeh but DOC64's son is only 15.