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The crash

thai malaysia addick
thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
edited October 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
  • C_f_W
    C_f_W Posts: 1,433
    Where's Ronnie Barker when you need him!!!
  • wickford
    wickford Posts: 863
    Went to the cash machine this morning.
    The screen came up showing insufficient funds.



    I thought...



    Is that them - or me?
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    [cite]Posted By: wickford[/cite]Went to the cash machine this morning.
    The screen came up showing insufficient funds.



    I thought...



    Is that them - or me?

    I like that one. Very good :-)