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AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
edited January 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
So far we have:

AFKA - knackered knees
Oracle - sciatica
Red Pete - Frozen shoulder
Valley McCoist - Gout

any more.....
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  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Sore Hooter (No explanation needed)
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,796
    Ketman - Funky House ;o)

    As for me, Sore knee and a dodgy shoulder
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,141
    irritable bowel syndrome
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,796
    oh yeah, and IBS, but that's under control at the moment
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    knackered lower legs... compartment syndrome
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    Uncle Silas - clap
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    04_MCS - Overgrown Ginger Bearditus
  • WasCharleyOne
    WasCharleyOne Posts: 517
    does brainache from the return to work count ??
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    bad feet!
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    no seriously, i have dodgy randomly dislocating shoulders (once dislocated whilst drinking from the furry cup!) and always heartburn!
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  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    tiredness due to nye night out only ending at 4pm yesterday afternoon.
  • Carey_Valley
    Carey_Valley Posts: 59
    what was you doing to get a discolated shoulder drinking from the furry cup, the karma sutra in 5 minutes
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    "i have dodgy randomly dislocating shoulders (once dislocated whilst drinking from the furry cup!) "


    LOL

    This needs an explanation Ollie - if only so that I can tell my colleagues why I have just burst out laughing.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    LOL, my head is telling me to delete this thread now, but......

    04, can you please confirm that you once dislocated your shoulder whilst attempting to give a lady pleasure ???????
  • WasCharleyOne
    WasCharleyOne Posts: 517
    rug munching - it IS dangerous. I can honestly say that once I strained my tongue doing so, it hurt like hell for at least 10 days - most uncomfortable
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    I am not so sure you really wanna no doods! Of course i thought most peeps had heard of this expression! anyway dunno how it happened, but it friggin hurt and the moment was gone! I also dislocated it when benty scored v brum last season, whilst going mentalist!
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]LOL, my head is telling me to delete this thread now, but......

    04, can you please confirm that you once dislocated your shoulder whilst attempting to give a lady pleasure ???????

    confirmed! sorry to any of the lovely CL girls out there! I hang my head in shame!
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    edited January 2007
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]04, can you please confirm that you once dislocated your shoulder whilst attempting to give a lady pleasure ???????

    And he still has the evidence attached to his chin to prove it
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    04 MCS = Legend FACT
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: CharltonDan[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]04, can you please confirm that you once dislocated your shoulder whilst attempting to give a lady pleasure ???????

    And he still has the evidence attached to his chin to prove it

    lol, nice one man!
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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Some of you make Sorondo look a picture of health.

    Latimer has excruciating haemerrhoids - or so he told me. Even his home made pile ointment doesn't seem to be working from the look on his face.
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    Fit as a butchers dog me
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    feeling right as rain today though as I left the roughly an a few minutes after sausage did from the same place yesterday wasn't quite so enjoyable
  • Latimer
    Latimer Posts: 942
    Cheers Addickted, don't ever ask me again for a cheap supply of Viagra for your erectile dysfunction. Hope the dose of Venereal warts has cleared up and that the free tubes of Lyclear I gave you for your body scabies helped.

    Where are you having a beer tonight afterall.... near H & I station?
  • StanmoreAddick
    StanmoreAddick Posts: 4,150
    Intolerance to Hypochondria?
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    1) That Viagra was rubbish - it wouldn't crumble enough to roll up with some baccy.

    2) Erectile dysfunction isn't a problem as I can still lick my eyebrows.

    3) The warts have all been frozen off now - tell me next time you have a contagious STD before I try one of your 'funny cocktails'.

    4) I didn't realise the Lyclear was for the scabies - I used it to strip some paint from an old window and the cill fell off.

    I'll ring you later when I'm in Town.
  • salsa
    salsa Posts: 79
    tennis elbow - nothing to do with tennis - more to do with rsi from guinness drinking.
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]I'll ring you later when I'm in Town.

    Probably not the best phrase to use, given the other content of your email....
  • Badger
    Badger Posts: 4,842
    pulled muscle(chest area)arthritis,swollen joints,bloody cold today,keep taking painkillers.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,273
    Stinking cold, coughing hard enough to make myself throw up, and have lost my voice.
    That do?

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