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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    During my GCSE P.E Practical Exam, I won a 100m sprint despite falling over at the start.

    (Fortunately everyone was concentrating on 'proper' form and not their pace)
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Tara Palmer-Tompkinson once gave me 2 cigarettes in exchange for the use of my phone.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,144
    I’ve had dinner with Curbishley at Buckingham Palace
    RedMist said:

    Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot.
    Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.

    Anyone else take a little gulp imagining themselves being in that situation , just me maybe uuuuuuurgh filth
  • supaclive
    supaclive Posts: 6,514
    Whilst drinking the bar dry of JD on a First Class Virgin flight to LA (I got bumped up because De La Soul wanted to sit together in Premium) Paul McKenna and I got into a bit of a 2 and 8 and he was escorted back to his seat and told to sit there and stay there!

    Fcuking Mind Jedi I am !
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    On a Virgin Atlantic flight to New York years ago, the in-flight entertainment had a short documentary on the newly launched V Festival. Was shocked to see my friends drunkenly chatting away to the camera whilst I was sitting in the background - none of us remembered the filming even taking place!
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    Me and my workmates were playing football over Regent's Park when Woody Harrelson (who was in a play in the West End at the time) walked over and asked if he could play. He was on my side. So there was a lot of, 'Woody, Woody, just a touch, mate.' He played the next week, as well.
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,808
    Used to be related via my dad's second marriage to Michael Crawford.
  • Floebot
    Floebot Posts: 271
    thenewbie said:

    I was a backing dancer for One Direction at a live performance broadcast globally.

    I once shared a bunk bed with Liam Payne for a week. Don't ask.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    hawksmoor said:

    Me and my workmates were playing football over Regent's Park when Woody Harrelson (who was in a play in the West End at the time) walked over and asked if he could play. He was on my side. So there was a lot of, 'Woody, Woody, just a touch, mate.' He played the next week, as well.

    I saw him in that play - he was terrible. Obviously some people should stick to film and TV work.
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  • blackheathaddick
    blackheathaddick Posts: 1,404
    Dazzler21 said:

    During my GCSE P.E Practical Exam, I won a 100m sprint despite falling over at the start.

    (Fortunately everyone was concentrating on 'proper' form and not their pace)

    Having seen the speed you run at this is definitely the least plausible.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Just remembered something else implausible

    About 18 or so years ago me and a handful of mates were down Rochester and one of the boys got into a bit of handbags with another bloke, we separated them and Matts parting shot was to flick a fag at the bloke he was having the row with. Greenie's story slung this bit back into my mind. It spiralled through the air and landed like a dart in a board in the blokes ear. Hot bit first!

    Matt isn't with us anymore but him and the bloke on the receiving end became mates years later from working at the same firm. Had I not been there I wouldn't believe that story
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    As a child, I once beat a fully grown man at a sumo wrestling contest because he swallowed a wasp
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    blackheathaddick said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    During my GCSE P.E Practical Exam, I won a 100m sprint despite falling over at the start.

    (Fortunately everyone was concentrating on 'proper' form and not their pace)

    Having seen the speed you run at this is definitely the least plausible.
    You saw the speed I ran as a fatty though! :lol:
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Floebot said:

    thenewbie said:

    I was a backing dancer for One Direction at a live performance broadcast globally.

    I once shared a bunk bed with Liam Payne for a week. Don't ask.
    Who went on top?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Floebot said:

    thenewbie said:

    I was a backing dancer for One Direction at a live performance broadcast globally.

    I once shared a bunk bed with Liam Payne for a week. Don't ask.
    Who went on top?
    image
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,835
    I once saw George Best leave a bar on the Kings Road with a blonde

    I couldn't believe it either...
  • RedMist
    RedMist Posts: 1,404
    edited June 2018
    McBobbin said:

    As a child, I once beat a fully grown man at a sumo wrestling contest because he swallowed a wasp

    Are you sure it was a wasp...
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Not very good but..

    It was August and I was walking down the street in Washington DC. Some gorgeous ladies walked past wearing short skirts etc, I turned to briefly admire them passing, it was then with perfect timing that a gust of wind lightly blew the back of all their skirts up and none of them noticed. One was wearing a thong, a couple of others a g string and I swear to god one wasn’t wearing any panties at all.

    It’s like god came down and went “here ya go son” and gave them a little lift.

    I was literally the only person to witness this.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,897
    kentaddick said:

    Not very good but..

    It was August and I was walking down the street in Washington DC. Some gorgeous ladies walked past wearing short skirts etc, I turned to briefly admire them passing, it was then with perfect timing that a gust of wind lightly blew the back of all their skirts up and none of them noticed. One was wearing a thong, a couple of others a g string and I swear to god one wasn’t wearing any panties at all.

    It’s like god came down and went “here ya go son” and gave them a little lift.

    I was literally the only person to witness this.

    i am sure thats a scene from a Jim Carey film !
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  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    I once danced with a woman who danced with a man who danced with The Princess of Wales.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    lolwray said:

    kentaddick said:

    Not very good but..

    It was August and I was walking down the street in Washington DC. Some gorgeous ladies walked past wearing short skirts etc, I turned to briefly admire them passing, it was then with perfect timing that a gust of wind lightly blew the back of all their skirts up and none of them noticed. One was wearing a thong, a couple of others a g string and I swear to god one wasn’t wearing any panties at all.

    It’s like god came down and went “here ya go son” and gave them a little lift.

    I was literally the only person to witness this.

    i am sure thats a scene from a Jim Carey film !
    which is exactly why people don't believe me.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    DOUCHER said:

    Lee Bowyer broke my mums pedal bin

    That a euphemism?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    kentaddick said:

    Not very good but..

    It was August and I was walking down the street in Washington DC. Some gorgeous ladies walked past wearing short skirts etc, I turned to briefly admire them passing, it was then with perfect timing that a gust of wind lightly blew the back of all their skirts up and none of them noticed. One was wearing a thong, a couple of others a g string and I swear to god one wasn’t wearing any panties at all.

    It’s like god came down and went “here ya go son” and gave them a little lift.

    I was literally the only person to witness this.

    You sound like Patrick Stewart playing Patrick Stewart in Extras

    Funny episode that one
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    CAFCsayer said:

    DOUCHER said:

    Lee Bowyer broke my mums pedal bin

    That a euphemism?
    You could choose from two, or I can give you one.
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,749
    Myself, an elderly man missing a leg, and a dancer in a wheelchair, carrying helium balloons, all dressed in wedding dresses managed to wrestle a theif to the floor who had just stole our wallets from the dressing room.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    Shrew said:

    Myself, an elderly man missing a leg, and a dancer in a wheelchair, carrying helium balloons, all dressed in wedding dresses managed to wrestle a theif to the floor who had just stole our wallets from the dressing room.

    Andy Cole gets about eh?
  • cafcledbury
    cafcledbury Posts: 1,228
    lolwray said:

    Not me but my other half

    Went for a job interview one evening after work at a bank in the West End .Took the wrong door on the way out and got locked in .No such thing as mobile phones then .Got let out by security the next morning

    Did she get the job

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