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  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,705
    Heard this on some random tv program the other day “the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” or something along those lines.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,852
    Know the difference between knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to include them in a fruit salad.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,357
    edited October 2018
    the meek shall inherit the earth .. err if you don't mind sir
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,036
    YTS1978 said:

    Heard this on some random tv program the other day “the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” or something along those lines.

    Great quote that; Steven Wright. From him I also like 'You can't have everything, where would you put it'? and 'I have an enormous seashell collection that I keep scattered around the beaches of the world'.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,902
    Never eat custard with a fork
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    ‘Wrong hole again’
  • Covered_End_Lad
    Covered_End_Lad Posts: 5,726
    "As per my email" translates to - Please do your fucking job.
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    edited October 2018
    He who laughs last is just more stupid than everybody else.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,683
    Just sell the club and FUCK OFF
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,772
    blackpool72 said:

    Just sell the club and FUCK OFF

    We have a winner!!!

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  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    'It's difficult to make predictions, especially about the future.'

    - Niels Bohr
  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,705
    Stig said:

    YTS1978 said:

    Heard this on some random tv program the other day “the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” or something along those lines.

    Great quote that; Steven Wright. From him I also like 'You can't have everything, where would you put it'? and 'I have an enormous seashell collection that I keep scattered around the beaches of the world'.
    I’d never heard of Steven Wright until now @Stig

    Just googled the fella...you could fill this thread with his quotes!

  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,236
    "The best team always wins, the rest is only gossip"

    Jimmy Sirrel
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    80% of all statistics are made up
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105
    He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly finger.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,683
    stackitsteve said:

    He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly finger.

    Disgusting but it made me laugh.
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    What does this button do?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,863
    That’s fine babe.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
  • Rudders22
    Rudders22 Posts: 3,868
    I have a few now... "To cut a long story short". "We move on to the next one" (as I am 4-0 down at Darts and desperate to win a game against a mate" or "we go again". It used to be "Moving forwrd".

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  • Rudders22
    Rudders22 Posts: 3,868
    Two of my favourites, especially now as I am about to leave the company I have been with for 13years... "One door closes and anorher one opens", "Have no regrets and never look back"
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,412
    Rudders22 said:

    Two of my favourites, especially now as I am about to leave the company I have been with for 13years... "One door closes and anorher one opens", "Have no regrets and never look back"

    Wheres that then? :wink:

    Good luck, was going to still come last week but had cold/flu and had been off work all week. I am sure i was missed haha
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    "Just one more"
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,846
    Life is to important to be taken seriously.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    “I’ll look into it”

    Let me guess, Churchill?!
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,231
    image
  • cafcwill
    cafcwill Posts: 1,287
    "I have the keys to the gates of paradise.....but i have got too many legs"
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

    - Somerset Maugham
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    As a fisherman:

    "A bad day on the bank is better than a good day at work"
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    Lincsaddick said:

    trebles for show .. doubles for dough

    Or one for Golfie - Drive for show ... putt for dough !!!

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