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Heard this on some random tv program the other day “the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” or something along those lines.1
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Know the difference between knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to include them in a fruit salad.4
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the meek shall inherit the earth .. err if you don't mind sir0
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Great quote that; Steven Wright. From him I also like 'You can't have everything, where would you put it'? and 'I have an enormous seashell collection that I keep scattered around the beaches of the world'.YTS1978 said:Heard this on some random tv program the other day “the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” or something along those lines.
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Never eat custard with a fork2
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‘Wrong hole again’2
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"As per my email" translates to - Please do your fucking job.3
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He who laughs last is just more stupid than everybody else.0
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Just sell the club and FUCK OFF16
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We have a winner!!!blackpool72 said:Just sell the club and FUCK OFF
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'It's difficult to make predictions, especially about the future.'
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I’d never heard of Steven Wright until now @StigStig said:
Great quote that; Steven Wright. From him I also like 'You can't have everything, where would you put it'? and 'I have an enormous seashell collection that I keep scattered around the beaches of the world'.YTS1978 said:Heard this on some random tv program the other day “the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese” or something along those lines.
Just googled the fella...you could fill this thread with his quotes!
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"The best team always wins, the rest is only gossip"
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80% of all statistics are made up0
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He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly finger.4
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Disgusting but it made me laugh.stackitsteve said:He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly finger.
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What does this button do?0
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That’s fine babe.1
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Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines0
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I have a few now... "To cut a long story short". "We move on to the next one" (as I am 4-0 down at Darts and desperate to win a game against a mate" or "we go again". It used to be "Moving forwrd".0
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Two of my favourites, especially now as I am about to leave the company I have been with for 13years... "One door closes and anorher one opens", "Have no regrets and never look back"1
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Wheres that then?Rudders22 said:Two of my favourites, especially now as I am about to leave the company I have been with for 13years... "One door closes and anorher one opens", "Have no regrets and never look back"
Good luck, was going to still come last week but had cold/flu and had been off work all week. I am sure i was missed haha0 -
"Just one more"1
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Life is to important to be taken seriously.1
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Let me guess, Churchill?!cafcdave123 said:“I’ll look into it”
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"I have the keys to the gates of paradise.....but i have got too many legs"0
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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As a fisherman:
"A bad day on the bank is better than a good day at work"1 -
Or one for Golfie - Drive for show ... putt for dough !!!Lincsaddick said:trebles for show .. doubles for dough
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