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Say nice things about Roland thread.....

hoof_it_up_to_benty
hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,442
in General Charlton
One for all his fans.

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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    He can fix a shoe
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,220
    He was a loveable character in Grange Hill
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740
    He'll be dead soon
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,442
    Has nice teeth.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    [….]
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    He’s not Harold Shipman.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Generally speaking, Roland is the person I hate most in the world. However, occasionally, if the trains are subject to really severe disruption and the onboard toilets are still broken, I will temporarily loathe David Statham the CEO of South Eastern Trains and Chris Grayling Minister for Transport even more than I loathe Roland. This means that there are brief periods when I merely consider Roland to be the third most despicable individual on the planet, which I'm sure must be of great consolation to Roland.

    By the way, the trains have only been a bit shit today so, unfortunately, at this precise moment I'm afraid I do consider Roland to be the largest and most unpleasant human skidmark on the planet.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    His English is better than my Flemish.
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    He's managed to increase the amount of British visitors to the St Truiden area
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    paulbaconsarnie said:

    He’s not Harold Shipman.

    But lets be honest, who would you rather have around for dinner? Probably Harold Shipman I would suggest :)
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  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    HarryLime said:

    He's managed to increase the amount of British visitors to the St Truiden area

    And decrease the amount of visitors to SE7.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    JohnBoyUK said:

    paulbaconsarnie said:

    He’s not Harold Shipman.

    But lets be honest, who would you rather have around for dinner? Probably Harold Shipman I would suggest :)
    I'd rather have Harold Shipman as chairman. Highly unlikely to lumber us with cast offs from Standard Liege, and I suspect a lot of the players' injuries would clear up more quickly if they knew that Harold was on hand to provide an "examination".
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740
    JohnBoyUK said:

    paulbaconsarnie said:

    He’s not Harold Shipman.

    But lets be honest, who would you rather have around for dinner? Probably Harold Shipman I would suggest :)
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    I love his hotel and my regular bookings are rewarded with loyalty points from trip advisor. :)
  • illichassavedit
    illichassavedit Posts: 254
    He has better teeth than Shane MacGowan of the Pogues.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,442
    illichassavedit said:

    He has better teeth than Shane MacGowan of the Pogues.

    Has Shane still got teeth?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    Decent thatch on the roof for a man his age
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    AFKABartram said:

    Decent thatch on the roof for a man his age

    Might be a syrup :wink:
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    He's Belgian Dad Dancing Champion
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846
    Errrm, hold on I'm thinking....................................





































    (A very long time later)
    ..........................................Errrm, ..................................






















    (An even longer time later)


    ...............................Errrm, nope, just can't do it.
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  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    He's a very astute businessman man that knows more about running a football club than I do about quantum physics!
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    His restraining order on Katrien Miere ends in 3 weeks.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,839
    JohnBoyUK said:

    paulbaconsarnie said:

    He’s not Harold Shipman.

    But lets be honest, who would you rather have around for dinner? Probably Harold Shipman I would suggest :)
    Just don't fall asleep after the meal, you might never wake up......
  • EveshamAddick
    EveshamAddick Posts: 7,013
    He’s made some nice keyboards and synthesisers.

    https://www.roland.com/us/categories/keyboards/
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    His pest control at The Valley has been excellent....when he does eventually go it will be rife again, and as a consequence will see the return @ElfsborgAddick
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast Posts: 1,119
    He's a cupid stunt.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    You're a long time dead and you can't take it with you prick!

    (Ok i'll remove "prick" as we're being nice...)
  • JohnnyJoeyDeeDee
    JohnnyJoeyDeeDee Posts: 1,040
    T_C_E said:

    I love his hotel and my regular bookings are rewarded with loyalty points from trip advisor. :)

    What, even when you use the free cancellation option and then for some unforeseen reason have to cancel at the last minute? That’s happened to me as well

  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    I still keep my VPN subscription going just so I can review from all around the world. ;)
    Just joking @Tom or am I?
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,668
    Nothing nice to say sorry.


















    Just sell the club and FUCK OFF

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