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  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
  • Finding out that if you hold down the space bar on an iPhone, you can control the cursor in the text box.
    No more fat finger syndrome when editing beat the bookie results.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Last night remembering first aid training from some 40 years ago when my wife started choking on part of her meal. She's fine now but I think she is trying to finish me off.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,735
    T_C_E said:

    Last night remembering first aid training from some 40 years ago when my wife started choking on part of her meal. She's fine now but I think she is trying to finish me off.

    Kenneth Williams in 5....4....3.....
  • T_C_E said:

    Last night remembering first aid training from some 40 years ago when my wife started choking on part of her meal. She's fine now but I think she is trying to finish me off.

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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Two day jolly in Munich... Significant work victory, now tucking into a pizza and an Augustiner Brau, all expenses paid
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,995
    McBobbin said:

    Two day jolly in Munich... Significant work victory, now tucking into a pizza and an Augustiner Brau, all expenses paid

    Great city
  • I saw a brand new band called Danny O and the Astrotones last weekend, and they were bloody awesome.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    stonemuse said:

    McBobbin said:

    Two day jolly in Munich... Significant work victory, now tucking into a pizza and an Augustiner Brau, all expenses paid

    Great city
    I'm fairly fond of it, though don't really get the chance to see much of it. I've enjoyed the Christmas market at the airport though... Nice bit of mulled wine and hot cider!
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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    My wife and best mate joining me at school with our Reading dogs, despite struggling with her own literacy issues and last nights drama Mrs T_C_E joined me for her first visit with Bailey to the little ones. Very proud of her....
  • The smell of the huge pan of vegetable soup I’ve made. If it tastes as nice on my tongue as the aroma is reacting with my nostrils then I’m going to be well chuffed.
  • Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop gift guide. Essential advice to those of us at a loss for ideas during the festive season.

    I Rather like the look of the electric zero emissions yacht, totally silent and 100 percent electric so you can be in nature without disturbing it. The clip on bidet, Spanish village, Breakfast with giraffes and Balloon expedition over mount Everest all catch the eye. However, if you really love your woman, she can be spoilt with Muse For a Day. Create the scene together in a private session with Saatchi Art photographer Miss Aniela, capture the photos of your dreams, and all for a bargain basement £117,000.

    https://goop.com/style/gift-guides/ridiculous-holiday-gifts/
  • Just seen a Deliveroo guy speeding around on (the Glaswegian version of) a Boris bike
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Ask Siri or Alexa why fire engines are red.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    1StevieG said:

    Ask Siri or Alexa why fire engines are red.

    Or the difference between jam and marmalade
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    3 day weekend.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    That told her -

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    That woman is an absolute fucking idiot
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    It ain't her fault, she's got diabetes
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  • Glad that Mayor Khan has got to grip with this menace.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,735
    edited November 2018

    Glad that Mayor Khan has got to grip with this menace.

    Who....Abbott?

    Dirty sod!
  • Glad that Mayor Khan has got to grip with this menace.

    Who....Abbott?

    Dirty sod!
    Poor sod... :lol:
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,592

    It ain't her fault, she's got diabetes

    To be fair mate, I've got diabetes and I'm a f***ing idiot.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    It ain't her fault, she's got diabetes

    To be fair mate, I've got diabetes and I'm a f***ing idiot.
    And I'm a f***king idiot and I aint got diabetes so point taken
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Glad that Mayor Khan has got to grip with this menace.

    and it ain't like it got out of hand before anything was done either was it
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Let us see what happens if she got robbed by lads on a moped and when she told the police they said they could do nothing
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ross1 said:

    Let us see what happens if she got robbed by lads on a moped and when she told the police they said they could do nothing

    Then the police would be institutionally racist
  • Glad that Mayor Khan has got to grip with this menace.

    and it ain't like it got out of hand before anything was done either was it
    Get the keep net out chaps - we got a big 'un... :wink::lol: