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'Celebrity' Marriages you'd like to see.....

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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    None they can all fuck off
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Not entirely getting into the mood of fun and jokes thread.

    Bit
    Holly Hunter and Elijah Wood would be good on the screen
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster....
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Mena Suvari and Ji-Sung Park
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Russell Crowe and Roseanne Barr
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Quentin Crisp and Keith Peacock.

    aww come on. Crispy Cock?

    I'd rather see him marry Drew Barrymore.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    John Thaw and Skin from Skunk Anansie

    John Thaw and Mr Freeze?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Chris Rea and Gabriel Range.
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Whopie Goldberg and Gerald Depedau
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    StigThundercock said:

    Piers Morgan and an out of control Claas J970 Forager with Flail Shredder attachment.
    Jacob Rees-Mogg and a spotted hyena that hasn't eaten in a day or 3.
    Rupert Murdoch and leprosy.
    Grace Dent and me.

    Jacob should have taken up Ali GS offer that time and married his sister.
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Fiona Bruce and Ang Lee.
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    I went to school with a guy called Any Weal.
    He married a girl called Jill.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    catfordmorry said:

    Somehow this thread has triggered a memory of the Benny Hill sketch where he plays the part of a goalkeeper by the name of Hugh Jarse.

    One of Bart's prank calls to Moe's bar, the best of which was Amanda. Amanda Hugnkiss.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    StigThundercock said:

    Piers Morgan and an out of control Claas J970 Forager with Flail Shredder attachment.
    Jacob Rees-Mogg and a spotted hyena that hasn't eaten in a day or 3.
    Rupert Murdoch and leprosy.
    Grace Dent and me.

    Didn't know animal cruelty was your thing.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Cliff Richard and David Attenborough
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    ..for the double-barrelled result.
    I'll start;

    Desmond Tutu and Shania Twain.

    Beyonce and Roy Castle

    I'm not seeing anything funny in Knowles-Carter-Castle.

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