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Christmas cracker jokes

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It’s the way they tell em...
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Why was the snowman looking at carrots?
He was picking his nose.0 -
Q. Why do policemen have bigger balls than firemen?
A. Because they sell more tickets.1 -
One of ours was "What's a monkey's favourite Xmas song" and the answer was "Jungle Bells" obv but my dad said "King Kong Merrily On High" which was a much better answer tbh0
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King Kong is not a monkey though0
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But was a really good answer !1