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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    Underwhelmed 
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733

  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    Wheresmeticket? said:
    How did you get out?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbcvEFD6T0A
    https://youtu.be/a0M3er2T-FE
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,347
    Turned out it wasn't his car 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcledbury said:
    Get someone to bring you cake with a file in it. 
    Or like Tommy Cooper, a file with a cake in it
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Get Shootie to arks one of the ten poles in his office
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Fuck Golf,  that was more exciting than the match...
  • Siv_in_Norfolk
    Siv_in_Norfolk Posts: 4,057
    How DID he get out?
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Siv_in_Norfolk said:
    How DID he get out?
    Great news though, he's normally such a happy chap...
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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    As if you needed another reason to hate poles mate.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    edited February 2019
    Siv_in_Norfolk said:
    How DID he get out?

  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    Plot Twist:

    HE'S STILL IN THE CAR PARK!!! 
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    Netflix have bought the film rights and are turning it into a sixteen part series.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    stan collymore "helped him out"
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,839
    Take the gate at ninety-eight....
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,847
    edited February 2019
    Football in Charlton park is off tomorrow then.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    golfaddick said:
    Don't worry, out now



    Please mods, close this thread
    Who was worried?
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,990
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  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    edited February 2019
    golfaddick said:
    Don't worry, out now



    Please mods, close this thread
    We were not worrying! Let the train take the strain next time.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    His car is still in the car park.
    C'mon golfie what happened 
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,624
    edited February 2019
    Nothing exciting......The parkie came along with a key shortly afterwards & let us out. Said they only installed the bollard this week after a lorry flytipped there last Saturday.

    All it means is that the usual 15/20 cars that park there will have to park in the surrounding roads......look out for bins /planks of wood being moved next week as I take my ire out on the local residents who think they own the space outside their houses.

    Then again, all the council need to do is to keep the car park open until 5.30 pm. 

  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    golfaddick said:
    Nothing exciting......The parkie came along with a key shortly afterwards & let us out. Said they only installed the bollard this week after a lorry flytipped there last Saturday.

    All it means is that the usual 15/20 cars that park there will have to park in the surrounding roads......look out for bins /planks of wood being moved next week as I take my ire out on the local residents who think they own the space outside their houses.

    Then again, all the council need to do is to keep the car park open until 5.30 pm. 


    Tune in next week for "Help locked in part 2"


  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    golfaddick said:
    Nothing exciting......The parkie came along with a key shortly afterwards & let us out. Said they only installed the bollard this week after a lorry flytipped there last Saturday.

    All it means is that the usual 15/20 cars that park there will have to park in the surrounding roads......look out for bins /planks of wood being moved next week as I take my ire out on the local residents who think they own the space outside their houses.

    Then again, all the council need to do is to keep the car park open until 5.30 pm. 

    WHAT! Serve the people that pay the taxes! Pinky bastard. Thin edge and all that old boy. Rules is rules, park your horse somewhere else and think you’re self lucky to be allowed in the parish. If I had my way you lot would all be horse whipped anyway. 

    I mean, work after 5.30 on a Saturday. Just FO!
  • drewman
    drewman Posts: 1,104
    golfaddick said:
    Don't worry, out now



    Please mods, close this thread
    Please don't, it's hilarious.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,616
    Close the gate, open  the thread, open the gate, close the thread.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    Not the first time you have been out of bounds Golfie.
    Parking is a nightmare now, from multistorey to airports to shopping carparks where some prat in their 4x4 parks so close you can't get in the door without wishing you had started your diet.
    Angry of Tunbridge Wells. 
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    soapboxsam said:
    Not the first time you have been out of bounds Golfie.
    Parking is a nightmare now, from multistorey to airports to shopping carparks where some prat in their 4x4 parks so close you can't get in the door without wishing you had started your diet.
    Angry of Tunbridge Wells. 
    One of my pleasures in life is banging the edge of my car door into the door panel of a pristine BMW.

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