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Daily Inspiration
Dazzler21
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Just a place to upload satirical daily inspirational posts.
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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.1
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One up the bum, no harm done.14
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Better to say nothing and people think you a fool, than to speak and leave them in no doubt...4
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Loosely quoted from W C Fields:
Try, try and try again. After that, give up. No point in making a damn fool of yourself.0 -
He who blocks a transfer of a free agent, after selling his top scorer blocks himself from realising promotion.2
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If you love someone, set them free.
If they return they are truly yours.
If they do not;
Hunt them down and kill them.3 -
if in doubt .. give it a clout1
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To do is to dare.
I'm doing the washing up later, how daring!!!!1 - Sponsored links:
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One up the rectum, don’t affect ‘em.DaveMehmet said:One up the bum, no harm done.5 -
If life gives you lemons, squeeze a little bit onto a baby’s tongue.....their reaction is proper funny.3
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Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.0 -
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The only certainty in life is uncertainty.0
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There are in fact 3, Death, Taxes and Granit Xhaka to be booked.hoof_it_up_to_benty said:The only certainty in life is uncertainty.
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It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches.
It only takes one match to buuuuuuurn a thousaaaaand treeeeeeeeees0 -
The difference between knowledge and wisdom.
Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad.
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Be Yourself, no one else wants to be you
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Great tip for tea and coffee drinkers.
Boil a large amount of water on Monday and freeze it.
Then use it throughout the week.3 -
If you go to bed with an itchy arse you're gonna wake up with a smelly finger.0
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If two are in the pink, one must enter the stink.0
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Got some spam email at work today:
"I hope the millions of people I've touched have the optimism and desire to share their goals and hard work and persevere with a positive attitude.Have a healthy day."
It's inspired me to contact IT Support :-)
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