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carly burn
carly burn Posts: 19,505
edited November 2008 in General Charlton
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"Well Phil.That's christmas off mate.
Should have a bit of dough to spend too."

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  • What game are you watching?
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Pardew: "Where do we go from here?"

    Parky : "Is it down to the lake I fear?"
  • Carly - I can't decide whether your avatar is a picture of:

    Ricky Hatton
    Mama Fratelli
    Mark E. Smith
  • Pards- Have i told you about the best 11 that i am going to play next week

    Parky- Youve used that one already mate we need to think quick on what we are going to do next
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,914
    Pards 'Ok Parky, i know its 5-1, i know we can't pass, defend or tackle, but tell me Parky, i do look good, don't i ?'
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Can you spot which bastard glued our trackie Jacket arms together mate?
  • AllLeftFoot
    AllLeftFoot Posts: 1,500
    edited November 2008
    "Parky, did I tell you about that time when I was at West Ham and we..."
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Pards: I get 400k you get nothing, ha ha.
    Parks: So what, I've got a bigger dick than you.
  • "See the blonde sort over there, Phil?"
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,505
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Carly - I can't decide whether your avatar is a picture of:

    Ricky Hatton
    Mama Fratelli
    Mark E. Smith

    WHAT.Mama Fratelli! Iain Dowies mother i am not.

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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,505
    Parkinson."'Football management for dummies' you say"

    Pards."Yeah. It's in the bottom drawer with my little black book of players wives and girlfriends"
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,939
    Pardew: "Damn, I doubt I'll ever get to bang that bird at the traning ground now"
  • You put your left foot in....
  • how did we bluff it this far.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,881
    "We need more than a little bit of black magic to get us out of this one Phil."
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,914
    Pards "We need a bit more nous, Parky"

    Parky "That's alright Pards, i hear a nous manager is coming pretty soon"
  • Darren
    Darren Posts: 435
    TAXI!!
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Parky; "They're going to lynch you after this Pards"
    Pards; "Why, I haven't done anything".
    Parky; "Exactly!"
  • Parky: Can I have your company car when you've gone?
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    edited November 2008
    Not so much a caption more homage to the great Rod Serling.... "two ordinary guys in an everyday Championship setting, one guy lets call him Phil, in his early forties on the precipice of a great opportunity, the other guy lets call him.. Alan, won't be having his usual day in the office, things will change beyond all recognition... for he is about to manage a trip to the board room and a visit to... The Twilight Zone.

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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,428
    Take one step forward if you wont be here tomorrow!!
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    My son says:

    Parky: Maybe we'd better sort the club out...
    Pards: Nah. Can't be bothered.
    Parky: Why not?
    Pards: The Nike swoosh is the wrong way round on my trainer.
  • hmmm,it might have been his brother ii was watching on youtube.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,460
    Well Parky not to be sour but as your about to take my job... I feckin hate you. This is nothin like at West Ham or Reading
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    parky: is this okay Al?

    pards: This is why you will always be number 2 whilst I Sooper (TM) Al will be the leader

    parky: really?

    pards: it's simple Philly boy. If you can't fold your arms sternly no-one will respect you.
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,693
    "Weve totally f%cked it havnt we"

    "Yes we have you total pillock!"