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Spray Painter Wanted
Covered End
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....Must have own cans and be able to correctly spell Fuck, Off and Roland.0
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Is the job before March 29th? Otherwise I may not be able to get to site.0
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If going to site, do you need a CSCS card?
Charlton Supporting Can Sprayer0 -
Must be prepared to travel and work nights.
key skills:- master of disguise and have own moustache and wig.2 -
Job & knock, then you get to paint the town red.0
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Must be fluent in Flemish.0
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Is that spitting?The Red Robin said:Must be fluent in Flemish.0 -
Short term contract.......(hopefully)
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Play your part!
Tourettes not essential, but must possess an ability to creatively , get under the skin of a deluded , old, yellow toothed billionaire.
As this is not a paid position, you will however attain a position in Charlton folklore.
Suitable applicant must have the ability to go into ‘stealth’ position and remain undetected (ideal role for those from a military background and used to working under pressure).
Shift work at night is also a consideration.
Job satisfaction whilst not absolutely being guaranteed, is important to us, and your mission should you choose to accept will involve risks.
ladders, heights and possibly wild cats may be involved, and we accept no responsibility what so ever for any unforeseen events.
Good luck!0 -
Here's a prime suspect...
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