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Caption competition
carly burn
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"Well Phil.That's christmas off mate.
Should have a bit of dough to spend too."
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What game are you watching?0
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Pardew: "Where do we go from here?"
Parky : "Is it down to the lake I fear?"0 -
Carly - I can't decide whether your avatar is a picture of:
Ricky Hatton
Mama Fratelli
Mark E. Smith0 -
Pards- Have i told you about the best 11 that i am going to play next week
Parky- Youve used that one already mate we need to think quick on what we are going to do next0 -
Pards 'Ok Parky, i know its 5-1, i know we can't pass, defend or tackle, but tell me Parky, i do look good, don't i ?'0
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Can you spot which bastard glued our trackie Jacket arms together mate?0
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"Parky, did I tell you about that time when I was at West Ham and we..."0
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Pards: I get 400k you get nothing, ha ha.
Parks: So what, I've got a bigger dick than you.0 -
"See the blonde sort over there, Phil?"0
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[cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Carly - I can't decide whether your avatar is a picture of:
Ricky Hatton
Mama Fratelli
Mark E. Smith
WHAT.Mama Fratelli! Iain Dowies mother i am not.0 -
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Parkinson."'Football management for dummies' you say"
Pards."Yeah. It's in the bottom drawer with my little black book of players wives and girlfriends"0 -
Pardew: "Damn, I doubt I'll ever get to bang that bird at the traning ground now"0
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You put your left foot in....0
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how did we bluff it this far.0
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"We need more than a little bit of black magic to get us out of this one Phil."0
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Pards "We need a bit more nous, Parky"
Parky "That's alright Pards, i hear a nous manager is coming pretty soon"0 -
TAXI!!0
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Parky; "They're going to lynch you after this Pards"
Pards; "Why, I haven't done anything".
Parky; "Exactly!"0 -
Parky: Can I have your company car when you've gone?0
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Not so much a caption more homage to the great Rod Serling.... "two ordinary guys in an everyday Championship setting, one guy lets call him Phil, in his early forties on the precipice of a great opportunity, the other guy lets call him.. Alan, won't be having his usual day in the office, things will change beyond all recognition... for he is about to manage a trip to the board room and a visit to... The Twilight Zone.0
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Take one step forward if you wont be here tomorrow!!0
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My son says:
Parky: Maybe we'd better sort the club out...
Pards: Nah. Can't be bothered.
Parky: Why not?
Pards: The Nike swoosh is the wrong way round on my trainer.0 -
hmmm,it might have been his brother ii was watching on youtube.0
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Well Parky not to be sour but as your about to take my job... I feckin hate you. This is nothin like at West Ham or Reading0
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parky: is this okay Al?
pards: This is why you will always be number 2 whilst I Sooper (TM) Al will be the leader
parky: really?
pards: it's simple Philly boy. If you can't fold your arms sternly no-one will respect you.0 -
"Weve totally f%cked it havnt we"
"Yes we have you total pillock!"0














