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Governments won't be happy until they've strangled the internet with their control - all in the name of 'safety' and 'security'. They'll stop you wanking now, but it'll be your free speech they'll be trying to stop next.0
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So, does it mean all the porn websites will be disabled?1
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Disabled porn? You sick bastardguinnessaddick said:So, does it mean all the porn websites will be disabled?77 -
Or, alternatively the government could go after the genuine, actual dirty bastards who are watching animal and child abuse and the vermin who produce and spread it. Leave the average man who has an urge to fire one out alone
There is a bigger issue with grot and the amount of it available but making people hand over their details isn't the answer5 -
My wife will now wonder why I don’t need a new pair of socks a week due to losing a pair at every hotel overnighter
damn this government7 -
I'll have to register left handed. The right is busy5
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You cross 'em over Guinness...DaveMehmet said:
Disabled porn? You sick bastardguinnessaddick said:So, does it mean all the porn websites will be disabled?
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I always buy a Razzle to wrap around my copy of the Daily Mail as I leave the newsagents...MrLargo said:This is a total and utter disgrace, with no consideration whatsoever for the average man on the street who just wants to innocently knock one out in his bedroom a couple of times a day. No way I'm putting my details on an adult website, which basically means that I'll have to go back to "physical media" - i.e. traipsing miles across London to Norwood or Plaistow or Acton, just to find a newsagent or petrol station where I definitely won't be recognised. Then stumping up actual money for a copy of Fiesta or Razzle and then trying to get home without anyone seeing me, talking to me or noticing that I've got sweat dripping off me even though it's -3 outside, and then trying to get more than a couple of days use out of said publication without all the pages mysteriously getting stuck together.
Fuming, absolutely fuming.
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Never knew you had such a dim view of The Mail mateAlgarveaddick said:
I always buy a Razzle to wrap around my copy of the Daily Mail as I leave the newsagents...MrLargo said:This is a total and utter disgrace, with no consideration whatsoever for the average man on the street who just wants to innocently knock one out in his bedroom a couple of times a day. No way I'm putting my details on an adult website, which basically means that I'll have to go back to "physical media" - i.e. traipsing miles across London to Norwood or Plaistow or Acton, just to find a newsagent or petrol station where I definitely won't be recognised. Then stumping up actual money for a copy of Fiesta or Razzle and then trying to get home without anyone seeing me, talking to me or noticing that I've got sweat dripping off me even though it's -3 outside, and then trying to get more than a couple of days use out of said publication without all the pages mysteriously getting stuck together.
Fuming, absolutely fuming.1 -
I presume it is to stop children accessing it. Not sure it will achieve what it sets out to. We can watch Charlton games online when in the UK when we shouldn't - those that want to will get round it will.0
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Oh well, we’ve had a good rub. Run, I mean run...11
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Is Uncovered End going to be your username?Covered End said:Interesting, who will be registering to watch porn ?
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/uk-porn-blocks-start-date-for-id-checks-on-adult-videos-to-be-announced-soon-by-government/ar-BBUDIbO?li=AAnZ9Ug0 -
A very funny thread but this literally had me howling with laughter last night!DaveMehmet said:
Disabled porn? You sick bastardguinnessaddick said:So, does it mean all the porn websites will be disabled?0 -
Tbh I needed someone to rein me in, been getting out of hand the last few weeksMissed It said:Governments won't be happy until they've strangled the internet with their control - all in the name of 'safety' and 'security'. They'll stop you wanking now, but it'll be your free speech they'll be trying to stop next.3 -
On the plus side it might reintroduce the joy to teenagers of finding some grotty old "park porn" under a bush shrub.
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This should be in the "Trouble shooting" category.16
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Well yes ok guys it sounds very complicated all this registering and proving identity etc but come on, how hard can it be? I’m fairly certain I’ll be able to bring it off over a cup of tea.
( Note to visitors to my house -safer to always opt for the coffee when asked
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What have you been using instead?i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Tbh I needed someone to rein me in, been getting out of hand the last few weeksMissed It said:Governments won't be happy until they've strangled the internet with their control - all in the name of 'safety' and 'security'. They'll stop you wanking now, but it'll be your free speech they'll be trying to stop next.1 -
You know you can get pills for that sort of thing?RodneyCharltonTrotta said:This should be in the "Trouble shooting" category.2 -
Just prior to 1 April I foresee the biggest evacuation of Englishmen since Dunkirk.4
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KiwiValley said:Just prior to 1 April I foresee the biggest ejaculation of Englishmen since Dunkirk.
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Look out for Bukkake day. The movie.The Red Robin said:KiwiValley said:Just prior to 1 April I foresee the biggest ejaculation of Englishmen since Dunkirk.3 -
Face Off 2Baldybonce said:
Look out for Bukkake day. The movie.The Red Robin said:KiwiValley said:Just prior to 1 April I foresee the biggest ejaculation of Englishmen since Dunkirk.4 -
Credit, friend on Facebook -Baldybonce said:
Look out for Bukkake day. The movie.The Red Robin said:KiwiValley said:Just prior to 1 April I foresee the biggest ejaculation of Englishmen since Dunkirk.
"Autocorrect changed ‘jizz’ to ‘jazz’ so last weekend I spent 2 hours at a girls house awkwardly playing a clarinet in her face."
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I'd rather be seen with porn than the Mail or Express. Both awful rags. Still, at least they make it easy to spot the small minded bigots.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Never knew you had such a dim view of The Mail mateAlgarveaddick said:
I always buy a Razzle to wrap around my copy of the Daily Mail as I leave the newsagents...MrLargo said:This is a total and utter disgrace, with no consideration whatsoever for the average man on the street who just wants to innocently knock one out in his bedroom a couple of times a day. No way I'm putting my details on an adult website, which basically means that I'll have to go back to "physical media" - i.e. traipsing miles across London to Norwood or Plaistow or Acton, just to find a newsagent or petrol station where I definitely won't be recognised. Then stumping up actual money for a copy of Fiesta or Razzle and then trying to get home without anyone seeing me, talking to me or noticing that I've got sweat dripping off me even though it's -3 outside, and then trying to get more than a couple of days use out of said publication without all the pages mysteriously getting stuck together.
Fuming, absolutely fuming.2 -
Cor calm downAddicksAddict said:
I'd rather be seen with porn than the Mail or Express. Both awful rags. Still, at least they make it easy to spot the small minded bigots.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Never knew you had such a dim view of The Mail mateAlgarveaddick said:
I always buy a Razzle to wrap around my copy of the Daily Mail as I leave the newsagents...MrLargo said:This is a total and utter disgrace, with no consideration whatsoever for the average man on the street who just wants to innocently knock one out in his bedroom a couple of times a day. No way I'm putting my details on an adult website, which basically means that I'll have to go back to "physical media" - i.e. traipsing miles across London to Norwood or Plaistow or Acton, just to find a newsagent or petrol station where I definitely won't be recognised. Then stumping up actual money for a copy of Fiesta or Razzle and then trying to get home without anyone seeing me, talking to me or noticing that I've got sweat dripping off me even though it's -3 outside, and then trying to get more than a couple of days use out of said publication without all the pages mysteriously getting stuck together.
Fuming, absolutely fuming.4 -
I hear that a sweet shop near Grove Park station used to stick the Daily Fail but unfortunately the Owner fell out with the owner of the paper, the 4th Viscount Rothermere, over the difference between the number of papers delivered vs those sold or returned.
Viscount Rothermere was looking for some justification for what happened to those 30-40 papers a day.0 -
A thread about porn/wanking, and still somehow someone has to go off about The Daily Mail, those who read it etc.
Boring.
Anyway, back to the topic in hand (pun intended) - What is to stop children just grabbing one of their parents passports or ID forms to register anyway?0 -
These kids don’t know they’re born. They should be made to graft for their porn like we had to.
Not every household had a Grattan catalogue you know.
It was under hedge discoveries or nothing in my house.6 -
We lived close to rail tracks. Finding porn wasn't a problem.SuedeAdidas said:These kids don’t know they’re born. They should be made to graft for their porn like we had too.
Not every household had a Grattan catalogue you know.
It was under hedge discoveries or nothing in my house.1
