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Florida Man

North Lower Neil
North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Anyone seen the new meme/game?

Enter your birthday and the term “Florida man” into Google to see the headline(s) a Floridian gentleman (or gentlemen) made on that day.

Some are very bizarre.
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942

    Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor

  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,754

    Florida man shot outside bar after rejecting shot inside bar, officials say

  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    Ahhh I remember Florida Man - “the worlds worst super hero” from years ago.

    anyway mine is....

    Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587

    Vape pen explosion pierces Florida man's cranium killing him

  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    edited March 2019

    Florida Man Guilty of Malicious Wounding in Downtown Charlottesville
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, police say

  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Florida man caught searching for threatened gopher tortoises to eat

  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446

    Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme

  • cafcfan1990
    cafcfan1990 Posts: 12,811

    Florida Man Arrested After Threatening To Kill Democrats Who Vote ...


  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 35,987

    Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

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  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,121
    Florida man caught farting in really small car
  • AllHailTheHen
    AllHailTheHen Posts: 3,063

    Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator

  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    North Lower Neil said:

    Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor

    We must share a birthday...

    Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor
  • kidbrookeaddick
    kidbrookeaddick Posts: 1,051

    Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well 'for bragging rights

  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,121
    Florida man with no anus caught peeing in Deptford lift according to unused suitcase
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,553
    Must have done something wrong but I did discover that Martin Luther King gave his ‘I have a dream’ speech on the day I was born. A historic day for two reasons.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    Florida Man is rescued by stripper with chopsticks after false nail gets stuck in his ass.
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,735
    edited March 2019
    Florida man spotted riding jetski on Florida Road
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    North Lower Neil said:
    Florida Man is rescued by stripper with chopsticks after false nail gets stuck in his ass.
    @Carter moved to Florida?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    A Florida man desperate to get his beer Friday used hot dogs and a corn dog stick to attack a gas station clerk 
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  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,650
    Florida man forced to suck d*ck or f*ck alligator...DOES BOTH
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2019
    Florida Man gets beaten to death by 15 inch dildo covered in duct tape by Belgian football club owner.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    Mine just brings up articles about the florida man meme.
    Cannot find anything for December 01st
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Florida Man arrested for shining a laser into the cockpit of a flying police helicopter.
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
    Florida Man put semen in coworkers water
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288

    Florida man shot outside bar after rejecting shot inside bar, officials say

  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    Callumcafc said:

    Florida man shot outside bar after rejecting shot inside bar, officials say

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Florida man shot outside bar after rejecting shot inside bar, officials say

    In a room of 23 people there's a 50/50 chance of two having the same.
    We've had 2 repeats in 25 posts.
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    Florida man missing for 17 years killed by wife not Alligator

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Florida man executed for 1992 murder of 63 year old court clerk 
  • cafc_harry
    cafc_harry Posts: 3,359

    Police arrest fleeing Florida man when his pants fall down

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