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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Definitely not Malloney he's Millwall, but who does India support?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,724
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    happyvalley said:
    Definitely not Malloney he's Millwall, but who does India support?
    Ahem, she's Millwall. 
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    No.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    Decades of inbreeding in Bermondsey get you this...
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    I think you mean centuries 
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    My first ever "no". 

    I feel sick.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,141
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?
    The question is would ya , stop going in to technicalities







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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    oohaahmortimer said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?
    The question is would ya , stop going in to technicalities







    He would, Maloney first and then India. 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    ricky_otto said:
    oohaahmortimer said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?
    The question is would ya , stop going in to technicalities







    He would, Maloney first and then India. 
    You're out of order.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    ricky_otto said:
    oohaahmortimer said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?
    The question is would ya , stop going in to technicalities







    He would, Maloney first and then India. 
    You're out of order.
    So you’d do India first
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    DaveMehmet said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    ricky_otto said:
    oohaahmortimer said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?
    The question is would ya , stop going in to technicalities







    He would, Maloney first and then India. 
    You're out of order.
    So you’d do India first
    You two should be on the stage.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,141
    Maybe a spit roast ?
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,650
    MrLargo said:
    My first ever "no". 

    I feel sick.

    #MeToo.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    ricky_otto said:
    oohaahmortimer said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?
    The question is would ya , stop going in to technicalities







    He would, Maloney first and then India. 
    You're out of order.
    Don’t forget - I saw you with them...
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    ricky_otto said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    ricky_otto said:
    oohaahmortimer said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?
    The question is would ya , stop going in to technicalities







    He would, Maloney first and then India. 
    You're out of order.
    Don’t forget - I saw you with them...
    Otto 1 Elfsborg 0
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?

    Who is India Willoughby?

    India Willoughby is a 51-year-old  broadcaster and journalist born Jonathan Willoughby.

    Working as a TV reporter at ITV Border, Jonathan presented the news in the North East and Cumbria.

    She has a teenage son named Rhodes and is based in Newcastle.

    In 2010, she quit her regional job in Carlisle, Cumbria, after ten years of the presenting its news show.

    Five years later, she returned to TV and announced that she had transitioned to female and was now named India.

    Both Kelly and India are virgins and are looking for love.

  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    Not again, once was enough!!
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  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    Covered End said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?

    Who is India Willoughby?

    India Willoughby is a 51-year-old  broadcaster and journalist born Jonathan Willoughby.

    Working as a TV reporter at ITV Border, Jonathan presented the news in the North East and Cumbria.

    She has a teenage son named Rhodes and is based in Newcastle.

    In 2010, she quit her regional job in Carlisle, Cumbria, after ten years of the presenting its news show.

    Five years later, she returned to TV and announced that she had transitioned to female and was now named India.

    Both Kelly and India are virgins and are looking for love.

    I'm out.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    Covered End said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?

    Who is India Willoughby?

    India Willoughby is a 51-year-old  broadcaster and journalist born Jonathan Willoughby.

    Working as a TV reporter at ITV Border, Jonathan presented the news in the North East and Cumbria.

    She has a teenage son named Rhodes and is based in Newcastle.

    In 2010, she quit her regional job in Carlisle, Cumbria, after ten years of the presenting its news show.

    Five years later, she returned to TV and announced that she had transitioned to female and was now named India.

    Both Kelly and India are virgins and are looking for love.

    Do you really count as a virgin if you've had sex pre-transition?
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,650
    North Lower Neil said:
    Covered End said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Covered End said:
    Kelly Malloney and India Willoughby. 
    India is a geezer as well?

    Who is India Willoughby?

    India Willoughby is a 51-year-old  broadcaster and journalist born Jonathan Willoughby.

    Working as a TV reporter at ITV Border, Jonathan presented the news in the North East and Cumbria.

    She has a teenage son named Rhodes and is based in Newcastle.

    In 2010, she quit her regional job in Carlisle, Cumbria, after ten years of the presenting its news show.

    Five years later, she returned to TV and announced that she had transitioned to female and was now named India.

    Both Kelly and India are virgins and are looking for love.

    Do you really count as a virgin if you've had sex pre-transition?

    Asking for a friend?
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,378
    A question many of you on this thread should ask is not "would ya" but "would they"...
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    That's a very unflattering photo of India - nonetheless she's a definite yes
    Kelly, no, fails the height test. 
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    StigThundercock said:
    That's a very unflattering photo of India - nonetheless she's a definite yes
    Kelly, no, fails the height test. 
    Give her a call, she desperate for a man.

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