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Bauer’s Baby

isn’t it due during the playoffs? Hopefully it doesn’t com on a game day😉

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  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited May 2019
    He's German.  It is coming on the 16th of May 2019 at 09.13:06 in ze mornin!
    Surely this post is racist! the BBC must sack Soapy Jones.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Halix said:
    He's German.  It is coming on the 16th of May 2019 at 09.13:06 in ze mornin!
    Surely this post is racist! the BBC must sack Soapy Jones.
    I didn't menttion the Wa...r  oh fuck!
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    He's German.  It is coming on the 16th of May 2019 at 09.13:06 in ze mornin!
    This is worse that Danny Baker.

    And by the way,
    The towels have already been placed on the bed in ze Maternity room.


  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,842
    In 18 years will he/she play for England or Germany though?
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    In 18 years will he/she play for England or Germany though?
    Ireland.
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,996
    Maybe his baby's name could be Lyle!

  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    kimbo said:
    Maybe his baby's name could be Lyle!

    Oh come on, do be serious!!... Its got to be Jack
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast Posts: 1,119
    I would have thought he'd name it Becken if it's a boy.
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,410
    “Well it happened years ago, when you lived on Standard Road.”

    BFG doesn’t do things by halves. 
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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    In 18 years will he/she play for England or Germany though?
    there will not be a 'Germany' in 18 years time .. there will be Euroland (The 4th Reich) and England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland
  • NM18
    NM18 Posts: 71
    This an outrageous racist joke and I am mortally offended...Soapy Jones should be taken to the Tower and beheaded and then his head put on a  gibbet on the city walls to warn others the danger of having a sense of humour in modern day Britain
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    CafcSCP said:
    isn’t it due during the playoffs? Hopefully it doesn’t com on a game day😉
    You didnt do GCSE Biology. 

    Patrick isn't having the baby, his missus is. 
    Frau. Bauer is not registered to play for Charlton. 

  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    Hope the baby arrives early, Pat scores at the Valley and gives the cradled celebration C'MON GET IN THERE!!!!!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    Dont care how he celebrates, the bloke just needs to score!!

    Shocked looking up his "goals scored" for this season to find he hasnt gotten one yet!!

    Scored three goals last season and four the year before in League One!!
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    kimbo said:
    Maybe his baby's name could be Lyle!

    Frau Bauer has agreed, if it's a boy to name the baby after the first Charlton scorer on Sunday.

    Own goal Bauer ?
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    Dont care how he celebrates, the bloke just needs to score!!

    Shocked looking up his "goals scored" for this season to find he hasnt gotten one yet!!

    Scored three goals last season and four the year before in League One!!
    Hopefully he'll do a Rufus, Wembley 98  ;)
  • NM18
    NM18 Posts: 71
    What's the rumours on Lyle and Mrs B?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    RedChaser said:
    Dont care how he celebrates, the bloke just needs to score!!

    Shocked looking up his "goals scored" for this season to find he hasnt gotten one yet!!

    Scored three goals last season and four the year before in League One!!
    Hopefully he'll do a Rufus, Wembley 98  ;)
    Yeah just hope we wont be 3-2 down with 5mins left!!
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    My advice is don't call the baby Roland.
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  • CafcSCP
    CafcSCP Posts: 1,464
    Could always stick djiksteel in the centre half spot or Bielik I guess but I’d rather the BFG was in there.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    What? It would be Pearce obviously. Even if he is left-footed
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    edited May 2019
    Leuth said:
    What? It would be Pearce obviously. Even if he is left-footed
    Or Bielik... Centre Back is his natural position after all
  • CafcSCP
    CafcSCP Posts: 1,464
    Leuth said:
    What? It would be Pearce obviously. Even if he is left-footed
    Would be an interesting one! 
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    Bowyer has only played Pearce and Sarr when no other option though
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,909
    2 months ago I would have said Bielik as it took me a while to be convinced by having both Bielik and Cullen together in midfield.

    As it happens they've both been brilliant together and improved. Cullen's passing has developed more intent and he's making more runs into the box, Bielik has added more drive from deep and he is soooo good on the ball. So no way would I be even considering breaking up that partnership.

    It would be Pearce to come in. Has to be.