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Using your phone at the urinal
Covered End
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Nope, never have done and never will.
A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
Animal.
A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
Animal.
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Sorry, was wiping my arse.
Standard behaviour nowadays surely??
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That might have been me.Covered End said:Nope, never have done and never will.
A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
Animal.
Most blokes give their old chap a shake when finishing having a piss.
I give mine a kick.
No hand contact needed.18 -
Never.0
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The urinal is an absolute no-no.
The throne at home is an entirely different matter. As the late Bob Ferris said (albeit in the pre-internet age of the newspaper): “A man’s entitled to linger in the lav- especially on a Saturday”.1 -
Just think of what @DaveMehmet does.....on second thoughts, DON’T.3
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A leisurely half an hour on the bog scrolling through https://www.railforums.co.uk/ is one of life's great pleasures.11
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Men taking their beer into a pub urinal 🤢3
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One of the highlights (sometimes THE highlight) of my day at work is 15 minutes on the shitter scrolling through CL. Urinal is just wrong tho.10
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I plead guilty m'lord.Todds_right_hook said:Men taking their beer into a pub urinal 🤢0 -
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Surely you need two hands to point Percy at the porcelain?0
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As long as you aren't taking pictures..0
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Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert?Covered End said:Nope, never have done and never will.
A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
Animal.
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Better than slashing in the Saloon bar tbhTodds_right_hook said:Men taking their beer into a pub urinal 🤢0 -
FFS....Bog Roll and now this....roll on 3rd August...LOL.7
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That’s not what Sam told me.blackpool72 said:
That might have been me.Covered End said:Nope, never have done and never will.
A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
Animal.
Most blokes give their old chap a shake when finishing having a piss.
I give mine a kick.
No hand contact needed.0 -
You've got me bang to rights there.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert?Covered End said:Nope, never have done and never will.
A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
Animal.
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But I wasn't having a piss at the time :-)1 -
What was you doing, cock in hand then?Covered End said:
You've got me bang to rights there.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert?Covered End said:Nope, never have done and never will.
A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
Animal.
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But I wasn't having a piss at the time :-)2 -
Busted and they weren’t if playing support.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Covered End said:
You've got me bang to rights there.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
Weren't you the one taking photos in the blokes pissers at a recent Spice Girls concert?Covered End said:Nope, never have done and never will.
A thoroughly disgusting habit, especially the guy I saw recently at a urinal, who had both hands on his phone typing away.
Animal.
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I’ve seen blokes sit their pint on top of a urinal.0
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If your drinking fosters, throwing it down a urinal saves alot of time.8
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I do, somebody might nick it.Todds_right_hook said:Men taking their beer into a pub urinal 🤢0 -
Ive seen people sniffing the cisterns. No idea why1StevieG said:I’ve seen blokes sit their pint on top of a urinal.3 -
You get to certain age and taking a leak can involve anything up to 5 minutes including drip dry. A sit down wee kills 2 birds with 1 stone, both hands on the phone while the old chap does its thing.2
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I wouldn't use my phone but I'd use yours0
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I've just asked a chap to phone me back at his convenience.4
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I have to try and remember to put my phone back in my pocket before I give the old chap one final throttle. Some of the threads on here keep me in the bog for more than 5 minutes though. Fingerprint access only and only room for one at a time 🤣0
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Only reason to take your phone to the toilet?
Not D pics, but Charlton Life of course.0 -
I reckon about half of my posts on here are typed up while on the khazi (not including this one). You haven’t lived until you’re debating the ins and outs of Brexit while curling one out.
Never at the urinal though. That’s proper weirdo behaviour.1 -
Not digging you out smudge, more of a general observation, but always find it peculiar when people care what others drink in a pub. You don't give a shit what someone on another table orders in a restaurant, whys a boozer any different.smudge7946 said:If your drinking fosters, throwing it down a urinal saves alot of time.0
