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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    Algarveaddick said:
    You only know three artists on the shortlist for the Mercury music prize.Ā 
    or when (like me) you've never heard of any of 'em
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    edited September 2019
    Lincsaddick said:
    Algarveaddick said:
    You only know three artists on the shortlist for the Mercury music prize.Ā 
    or when (like me) you've never heard of any of 'em
    or when your other half has bought tickets to see one of them live in November (Fontaines DC) and you hope he's booked seats.Ā 

    (I hadn't heard of them either till he tell me he booked them)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    suzisausage said:
    Lincsaddick said:
    Algarveaddick said:
    You only know three artists on the shortlist for the Mercury music prize.Ā 
    or when (like me) you've never heard of any of 'em
    or when your other half has bought tickets to see one of them live in November (Fontaines DC) and you hope he's booked seats.Ā 

    (I hadn't heard of them either till he tell me he booked them)
    And if you do book seats, you try and get them at the end of the row to make it easy getting up for the toilet.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Getting excited with your wife means:
    The new cleaning stuff (Koh) arrives and you start cleaning together without fear of upsetting our dogs allergies!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Algarveaddick said:
    You only know three artists on the shortlist for the Mercury music prize.Ā 
    When you didn't realise that it's Mercury Prize [add name of any awards] time again.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Itā€™s last orders on a Wednesday night and you have half a pint left and decide to get the earlier bus because an extra half hour sleep appeals more than another pint.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Fontaines DC are great, wish I had tickets for November, have to wait for February.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIbaqtcU0uI
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    When you can't embed youtube vidoes.
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    Youā€™ve deleted your Instagram & Facebook in the last week & itā€™s only a matter of time before Twitter goesĀ 
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,679
    Algarveaddick said:
    You only know three artists on the shortlist for the Mercury music prize.Ā 
    Mercury music prizes?Ā  Does Richard Cawley get to hand out the prizes?
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  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,353
    Having cracked 50 last year, now our lad has buggered off to university, we now start thinking, is it time for a downsize to the coast.Ā 
  • SoundAsaĀ£
    SoundAsaĀ£ Posts: 22,477
    jonseventyfive said:
    Having cracked 50 last year, now our lad has buggered off to university, we now start thinking, is it time for a downsize to the coast.Ā 
    Broadstairs beckons!
  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    When you know little about Pop Music this day and age.

    On Pointless the other day there was a question Pop Music. They wanted to know about top 40 selling albums in 2018. That was so hard. My music in the main stops in the early 2000s I reckon. I haven't listend to Capital for years. I remember nearly crashing the car I was driving laughing so hard when Chris Tarrant was reading one of his funny stories on his breakfast. Shows when I was listening to it. Now a days I listned mainly to Smooth if I am not listening to Talk:sport.

    On Pointless the only artist of today I could think off the top I could think of was the most popular answer and that was Ed Sheeran. Then contestants came up with answers like Drake and I thought "Oh yeah of course!".
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
    When you drive to the local shopping centre, park in the multi-story car park, come home on the bus with all of your shopping and wonder where you left the car šŸ˜
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    When you get the evening train home to Farnham when you parked your car and got the morning train up from Guildford.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    When you find abandoned cars at your local shopping centre and Guildford station in the same day.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    I think I have the winner in the completely losing it stupidity stakes: In the supermarket car park going "where's the car?" as I was putting my crash helmet on with the bike right in front of me.
  • Eynsfordaddick
    Eynsfordaddick Posts: 2,045
    Picking up my laptop to purposefully look something up and forgetting what it was by time I open it and Google.
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,898
    when you think its getting a bit dull on here so are consideringĀ posting something controversial on the takeover thread but just can't really be arsed with it any moreĀ - not that I have anything controversial to post but I'm sure I could think of somethingĀ - like a game of football -Ā can be a bit dull without a bit of niggleĀ Ā 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    when you realise your standard dance moves now integrate a spin and the clicking of your fingers every 10 seconds...
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  • Broadstairs_Red
    Broadstairs_Red Posts: 361
    you class Road Cycling as an Extreme Sport ...
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    AddickFC81 said:
    When you know little about Pop Music this day and age.

    On Pointless the other day there was a question Pop Music. They wanted to know about top 40 selling albums in 2018. That was so hard. My music in the main stops in the early 2000s I reckon. I haven't listend to Capital for years. I remember nearly crashing the car I was driving laughing so hard when Chris Tarrant was reading one of his funny stories on his breakfast. Shows when I was listening to it. Now a days I listned mainly to Smooth if I am not listening to Talk:sport.

    On Pointless the only artist of today I could think off the top I could think of was the most popular answer and that was Ed Sheeran. Then contestants came up with answers like Drake and I thought "Oh yeah of course!".Ā 
    Who?
  • garfield
    garfield Posts: 336
    MillwallFan said:
    You get the hump when they start selling mince pies in Sainsburyā€™s in SeptemberĀ 
    I bought some yesterday:) god I feel old..........
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    AddickFC81 said:
    When you know little about Pop Music this day and age.

    On Pointless the other day there was a question Pop Music. They wanted to know about top 40 selling albums in 2018. That was so hard. My music in the main stops in the early 2000s I reckon. I haven't listend to Capital for years. I remember nearly crashing the car I was driving laughing so hard when Chris Tarrant was reading one of his funny stories on his breakfast. Shows when I was listening to it. Now a days I listned mainly to Smooth if I am not listening to Talk:sport.

    On Pointless the only artist of today I could think off the top I could think of was the most popular answer and that was Ed Sheeran. Then contestants came up with answers like Drake and I thought "Oh yeah of course!".
    I said Drake, Rag n Boneman and Dave (thanks to the Mercury Music Prize thread). My wife's face was a mixture of admiration, astonishment and contempt... Ā  Ā 
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Actually, that's her face most of the time these days.Ā 


    Apart from the admiration bit... Ā Ā 
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    See, I like Ragā€™n Boneman. In fact the honest truth was I heard a song and was amazed to find it was him singing it and now consider myself down the kids. ;)
  • Blackheathboy
    Blackheathboy Posts: 230
    When you look at a Honda Jazz , when it comes to changing your car .
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,679
    Received an email from Amazon asking me to review the book 'The Memory Tree' which is quite ironic as I cannot even recall ordering it.Ā Ā 

    I have checked my Kindle and it is there.Ā  I am currently blaming the hair trigger of single click ordering ... just hope I'm not kidding myself :neutral:
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,619
    Algarveaddick said:
    AddickFC81 said:
    When you know little about Pop Music this day and age.

    On Pointless the other day there was a question Pop Music. They wanted to know about top 40 selling albums in 2018. That was so hard. My music in the main stops in the early 2000s I reckon. I haven't listend to Capital for years. I remember nearly crashing the car I was driving laughing so hard when Chris Tarrant was reading one of his funny stories on his breakfast. Shows when I was listening to it. Now a days I listned mainly to Smooth if I am not listening to Talk:sport.

    On Pointless the only artist of today I could think off the top I could think of was the most popular answer and that was Ed Sheeran. Then contestants came up with answers like Drake and I thought "Oh yeah of course!".
    I said Drake, Rag n Boneman and Dave (thanks to the Mercury Music Prize thread). My wife's face was a mixture of admiration, astonishment and contempt... Ā  Ā 
    the Algarve and watching Pointless with the wife...is that what they call living the dream ?
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,898
    edited September 2019
    T_C_E said:
    See, I like Ragā€™n Boneman. In fact the honest truth was I heard a song and was amazed to find it was him singing it and now consider myself down the kids. ;)
    Saw rag n bone man at blackheath - who was good - a few months ago and realised that Iā€™d seen grace jones - the headline act!!! more times than any other act there- not coz I like her - in fact she bores me to death - just coz how old I am. How she keeps getting the headline gig at these things I donā€™t knowĀ 

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