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Baldybonce
Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
So, you notice the 10 strangers sitting around you are less than enthusiastic when we attack but can’t help standing when Leeds do.

Do you shake them warmly by the hand and say ‘of course yorkshire is gods own country’

Shake them warmly by the throat while screaming ‘you norvern c*nts’

slip quietly to the bogs never to return

?

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Being in the East Stand I'll probably shoot a few evils in their direction every so often whilst tutting loudly and shaking my head
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    I'll tut loudly, and whatsapp my friends in disgust
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,329
    You catch the eye of "security" and nod in their general direction, knowingly.  Then sit back, glowing in the knowledge you've done your bit. 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    If I’m in the North Upper, go to the bog for a fag
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,918
    You want some?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKdU32ZEndc

  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Let them enjoy the game. After all, nobody likes a grass.
  • addick05
    addick05 Posts: 2,348
    Chizz said:
    You catch the eye of "security" and nod in their general direction, knowingly.  Then sit back, glowing in the knowledge you've done your bit. 

    Then watch the 'security' disappear to the khazi!
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Let them enjoy the game. After all, nobody likes a grass.
    You're not fooling me BBW  :D
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Let them enjoy the game. After all, nobody likes a grass.
    You're not fooling me BBW  :D


    You're right. I'd invite them for a spot of half time refreshments and a chat about any contentious decisions that were made in the first half.

    After the game I'd try and make inroads in to establishing an inter-club supporters group with said fans of the opposition. Maybe over a curry and a few more beverages.

  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,664
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Let them enjoy the game. After all, nobody likes a grass.
    You're not fooling me BBW  :D


    You're right. I'd invite them for a spot of half time refreshments and a chat about any contentious decisions that were made in the first half.

    After the game I'd try and make inroads in to establishing an inter-club supporters group with said fans of the opposition. Maybe over a curry and a few more beverages.

    I knew you were not really millwall 
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  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Let them enjoy the game. After all, nobody likes a grass.
    You're not fooling me BBW  :D


    You're right. I'd invite them for a spot of half time refreshments and a chat about any contentious decisions that were made in the first half.

    After the game I'd try and make inroads in to establishing an inter-club supporters group with said fans of the opposition. Maybe over a curry and a few more beverages.

    ... and then you'd shiv 'em?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820

    gonna burn the back of their neck with my bovril.


  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    PaddyP17 said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Let them enjoy the game. After all, nobody likes a grass.
    You're not fooling me BBW  :D


    You're right. I'd invite them for a spot of half time refreshments and a chat about any contentious decisions that were made in the first half.

    After the game I'd try and make inroads in to establishing an inter-club supporters group with said fans of the opposition. Maybe over a curry and a few more beverages.

    ... and then you'd shiv 'em?

    Nah, knives are for absolute cowards. I'd elbow drop them and then pin them, Legion of Doom style.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Big_Bad_World said:
    PaddyP17 said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Let them enjoy the game. After all, nobody likes a grass.
    You're not fooling me BBW  :D


    You're right. I'd invite them for a spot of half time refreshments and a chat about any contentious decisions that were made in the first half.

    After the game I'd try and make inroads in to establishing an inter-club supporters group with said fans of the opposition. Maybe over a curry and a few more beverages.

    ... and then you'd shiv 'em?

    Nah, knives are for absolute cowards. I'd elbow drop them and then pin them, Legion of Doom style.
    Or a millwall brick fashioned from a copy of Veganlife.
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Baldybonce said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    PaddyP17 said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:
    Big_Bad_World said:
    Let them enjoy the game. After all, nobody likes a grass.
    You're not fooling me BBW  :D


    You're right. I'd invite them for a spot of half time refreshments and a chat about any contentious decisions that were made in the first half.

    After the game I'd try and make inroads in to establishing an inter-club supporters group with said fans of the opposition. Maybe over a curry and a few more beverages.

    ... and then you'd shiv 'em?

    Nah, knives are for absolute cowards. I'd elbow drop them and then pin them, Legion of Doom style.
    Or a millwall brick fashioned from a copy of Veganlife.

    You don't want to know what I read that as at first!!!!

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