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Redknapp Jnr

cafcdave123
cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
in Not Sports Related
in court for drug driving, blaming his dads droopy eyes for having shit loads of coke in his system

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/harry-redknapps-son-blames-dads-20578917 

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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,350
    these excuses get more and more inventive, not to say ridiculous .. if he's got 'droopy eye syndrome' what is he doing driving in the first place ?
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    Should give him life due to his fathers fucking awful adverts... droopy eyes my arris!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892

  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,729
    edited October 2019
    Didn't the drugs test he failed give the impression he was driving under the influence rather than his droopy eyes? Or are droopy eyes a more reliable test? Am I missing something here?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,633
    I thought Harry got his droopy eye from a car crash, was his son in the car at the same time?
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    Is that Droopy or Harry's tax dodging dog?
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,655
    His defence is that this isn't about a positive drugs test, it's about droopy eyes and the attitude of the police towards a famous football manager's son?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    I thought Harry was in a fatal car crash, Jamie should know better
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    SantaClaus said:
    His defence is that this isn't about a positive drugs test, it's about droopy eyes and the attitude of the police towards a famous football manager's son?
    despite being FIFTEEN TIMES the drug drive limit for cocaine, yes i think that is his defence along with "i've never done drugs"
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    This is such a weird story. Who gives a fuck about his eyes. If his blood says he’s off his tits on coke then that’s the story. 
    Just someone with a lot of money trying to use some sort of technicality to avoid a guilty verdict. Hope he gets shafted by the establishment 
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Surely any brief worth his/her salt will now simply argue that their client became upset when the Bulgarian 🇧🇬 national anthem was disrupted and that, whatever the offence, there were not enough stewards to police the misdemeanour.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Am I missing something here or has he explained his high cocaine reading?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    DaveMehmet said:
    Am I missing something here or has he explained his high cocaine reading?
    nope, just said he doesn't do drugs and had a moan up about the old bill and his saggy face 
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Macronate said:
    Surely any brief worth his/her salt will now simply argue that their client became upset when the Bulgarian 🇧🇬 national anthem was disrupted and that, whatever the offence, there were not enough stewards to police the misdemeanour.
    And lock Raheem Sterling up too.

    Shouldn't really joke about it I guess.

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  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    soapy_jones said:
    Should give him life due to his fathers fucking awful adverts... droopy eyes my arris!
    For anyone who's not seen it...


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UidAgaTIegA
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    Not being funny but how does doing coke make your driving worse?  I can understand how alcohol does
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,633
    snowinberlin said:
    Not being funny but how does doing coke make your driving worse?  I can understand how alcohol does
    Your keep concentrating on the lines on the road.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    Read this whole thread before clicking the link, had assumed it was Jamie! 
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 11,986
    Massively misleading thread title.

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    North Lower Neil said:
    Read this whole thread before clicking the link, had assumed it was Jamie! 

    Same here. I even read the link and still didn't twig (although thought that Jamie didn't look that great!)
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    Yeah Jamie did better out of that gene pool didn't he? 
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    North Lower Neil said:
    Yeah Jamie did better out of that gene pool didn't he? 
    Maybe he uses Oil of Ulay for the droops?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    snowinberlin said:
    North Lower Neil said:
    Yeah Jamie did better out of that gene pool didn't he? 
    Maybe he uses Oil of Ulay for the droops?
    Does that work?  I'll tell the Mrs there's no need for those little blue pills after all.

  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,015
    cafcdave123 said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    Am I missing something here or has he explained his high cocaine reading?
    nope, just said he doesn't do drugs and had a moan up about the old bill and his saggy face 
    Was wondering this myself. Surely given the test was 15 times over, how does he even defend that?

    Is he denying a test ever took place, or saying it was falsified, or just giving wrong readings?
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Scoham said:
    soapy_jones said:
    Should give him life due to his fathers fucking awful adverts... droopy eyes my arris!
    For anyone who's not seen it...


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UidAgaTIegA
    I blame Harry for telling him to go on line! 🤪
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Maybe he will suggest someone slipped £300 worth of marching powder in his drink when he was in the toilet, actually having a piss.

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