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'Coolist' Charlton Athletic eleven.

Being cool is difficult to quantify. I suppose it might mean great players who seemed to think their footballing excellence was a surprising afterthought, they were almost more interested in doing something else. They would have a modest insouciance, an un-nurtured confidence, it would all look pretty easy and obvious to them, they could carry themselves with a relaxed knowledge of who they are, they were great entertainers because of all that, and because they had, dare I say it, a certain x-factor.
I am hoping others can change my list with obvious examples of those I have forgotten. I have not included Eddie Firmani or Alan Simonson because I think they were level above cool!

GK. Charlie Wright. Would chat to supporters behind the goal and accept the odd fag or two when offered.
RB. Terry Naylor. Would hold up his arms pretending to catch a high ball as it dropped, then control it brilliantly and off he would go. Worked every time.
LB. Chris Powell. At ease with everything until age caught up with him. Legend in all ways.
CB. Joe Gomez. A youngster who emerged looking like he had played for 1000 years.
CB. Jorge Costa. Never looked like a player, never looked like he would be beaten, never forgotten.
LM. Paolo di Canio. A Charlton vignette it was a joy to experience. Utter class.
RM. Colin Powell. No pace, no tricks, no defending, no aggression, but his crossing and ease was awesome. That thing when he waved his foot over the ball to leave defenders on their arses was wonderful. Won us a lot of pens with innocent magic.
CM. Claus Jensen. A player who could kill a ball stone dead, do what he wanted with it, whilst all the time looking like he would rather be lounging around with his headphones on listening to Dark Side of the Moon.
CM. Yoni Buyens. Stylish and the best (of many good ones) penalty taker I have ever seen in our shirt. Fantastic awareness.
ST. Lyle Taylor. Does this really need explaining? Combination of a kind of Renaissance Man, alpha male, great player and an impressively articulate guy.
ST. Yann Kermogant. Every free kick was more or less a penalty. A one off, a footballing genius for us who had looked into the depths as a young guy yet played with an abandon that was brilliant, always knowing that it is only a game.

Maybe not the best ever, but I would've paid double to watch that team.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,758
    Bob Colder
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,557
    Adjarevic and Andy Reid as subs.
  • AshBurton
    AshBurton Posts: 1,142
    A very cool selection @seth plum, written with love.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Chilly Beggs
  • AshBurton
    AshBurton Posts: 1,142
    Oh dear. Alright, I’ll raise you Derek Hailstones. 
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Christophe Lefreezingpoint
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Does the photographer Steve Fridge count? 
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,245
    seth plum said:
    Being cool is difficult to quantify. I suppose it might mean great players who seemed to think their footballing excellence was a surprising afterthought, they were almost more interested in doing something else. They would have a modest insouciance, an un-nurtured confidence, it would all look pretty easy and obvious to them, they could carry themselves with a relaxed knowledge of who they are, they were great entertainers because of all that, and because they had, dare I say it, a certain x-factor.
    I am hoping others can change my list with obvious examples of those I have forgotten. I have not included Eddie Firmani or Alan Simonson because I think they were level above cool!

    GK. Charlie Wright. Would chat to supporters behind the goal and accept the odd fag or two when offered.
    RB. Terry Naylor. Would hold up his arms pretending to catch a high ball as it dropped, then control it brilliantly and off he would go. Worked every time.
    LB. Chris Powell. At ease with everything until age caught up with him. Legend in all ways.
    CB. Joe Gomez. A youngster who emerged looking like he had played for 1000 years.
    CB. Jorge Costa. Never looked like a player, never looked like he would be beaten, never forgotten.
    LM. Paolo di Canio. A Charlton vignette it was a joy to experience. Utter class.
    RM. Colin Powell. No pace, no tricks, no defending, no aggression, but his crossing and ease was awesome. That thing when he waved his foot over the ball to leave defenders on their arses was wonderful. Won us a lot of pens with innocent magic.
    CM. Claus Jensen. A player who could kill a ball stone dead, do what he wanted with it, whilst all the time looking like he would rather be lounging around with his headphones on listening to Dark Side of the Moon.
    CM. Yoni Buyens. Stylish and the best (of many good ones) penalty taker I have ever seen in our shirt. Fantastic awareness.
    ST. Lyle Taylor. Does this really need explaining? Combination of a kind of Renaissance Man, alpha male, great player and an impressively articulate guy.
    ST. Yann Kermogant. Every free kick was more or less a penalty. A one off, a footballing genius for us who had looked into the depths as a young guy yet played with an abandon that was brilliant, always knowing that it is only a game.

    Maybe not the best ever, but I would've paid double to watch that team.
    Pretty good, but Killer should be there
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,758
    edited December 2019
    Scott Parky
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Paul Koncheski

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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,979
    Chilly Bonds 

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,758
    Nippy Sarr
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,464
    Herman from Iceland
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,766
    Not Ricky Hotto
  • Simonsen said:
    Adjarevic and Andy Reid as subs.
    Your namesake would be the first on my list - if seeing a pass none of your team mates could read is the definition of "cool" that is!
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,071
    Should be "coolest" mate.
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,071
    Johann Iceberg Gudmundsson
  • Why do we want a list of COO’s (or equivalent) ? Pretty obvious Meire would be last. 😉
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,979
    George Frosta
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,979
    Mark Frozen Fish

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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,979
    Luke Warm Young
  • Johann IceBerg Gudmundsson

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  • Jonatan Snowhansson. 
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Johnathan Snowbika
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Wilbergaleforcewinds Ocran
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Can't have Carl Leaburn
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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Polarbearish Pete.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,766
    Seth - is this thread panning out the way you expected?