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Rate My Plate - Lifer's Xmas Dinner Special

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Don't know what I'm more looking forward to, this, or the take-over 
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    My word, been inundated! Will have to batch them up.

    Fun starts tomorrow!
    Are we having limits to how savage we can be with our criticisms?
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    My word, been inundated! Will have to batch them up.

    Fun starts tomorrow!
    Are we having limits to how savage we can be with our criticisms?
    No holds barred!

    This reminds me of a few years back, on the CAFC Facebook page, the group populated by idiots and lunatics.

    Someone posted "nothing like a full English breakfast before a Charlton away day", accompanied by a picture of a plate of baked beans and two very overcooked fried eggs that he'd made for himself. Looked horrendous!
  • Yummmmmm
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    My word, been inundated! Will have to batch them up.

    Fun starts tomorrow!
    Are we having limits to how savage we can be with our criticisms?
    And where would the fun be with that? :-)
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    We seeing any plates today
  • clb74 said:
    We seeing any plates today
    Here's a plate
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    edited December 2019
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  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    I wish to withdraw my empty plate from the competition as I’ve just realised i forgot to take the stuffing out of the chicken. 😕
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    edited December 2019
    clb74 said:
    We seeing any plates today
    Here's a plate
    Jesus that might just be the dirtiest thing I have ever seen. 

    Your foot looks like a 80 year olds on a 12 year leg. Freaky. 

    Something’s chewed on your big toe. 
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  • clb74 said:
    We seeing any plates today
    Here's a plate
    Man regrets drinking beer found at Chernobyl 
  • All of a sudden I feel much better about my feet!
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,842
    Gutted I didn't take a photo of mine, was a bit special. 

    Luckily I can cook another one now, I've made space having thrown up at that disgusting foot. 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    Looking forward to this , the comments are refreshingly harsh. 


  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    clb74 said:
    We seeing any plates today
    Here's a plate
    Daniel Day Lewis refused the sequel to My Left Foot after seeing this preview  
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    Huskaris said:
    Gutted I didn't take a photo of mine, was a bit special. 

    Me too now, far better effort than the current five on show. 
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    Astonished at how many people have sprouts, assumed they were just a Christmas myth from years gone by, like snow or virgin births. 
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    se9addick said:
    Astonished at how many people have sprouts, assumed they were just a Christmas myth from years gone by, like snow or virgin births. 
    Hated sprouts as a kid, love them now. 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    Fun fact 

    sprouts, cauliflower, cabbage , broccoli, kale are all different parts of the same plant. 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    edited December 2019
    What a fantastic idea, an insults game based on two rhyming words. Can I suggest a few others for when the merriment dies down on this one.

    Rate my Pate: Lifers send in pictures of the top of their head, in return they receive a brutal confidence-sapping critique of their haircut from the Charlton Life fashionistas.

    Review my shoe: The opportunity for another sartorial masterclass.

    Vet my pet: Post a picture of your favourite pooch or moggie and we'll tell you whether it's as cute as a spring lamb or a pug ugly monster.

    Probe my lobe: Ear based comedy capers.

    Audit my plaudit: Tell us about a compliment that someone has given you. We'll soon knock you down a peg or two.

    Pigeonhole my heart and soul: Tell us about your deepest held beliefs and well decide whether you're a sharp-minded critical-thinker or a dim-witted gullible nutter.

    Score my whore: Send in pictures of your significant other and random Charlton fans will name their price.

    ... err, on second thoughts probably best not.  ;)
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  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    Class my arse. Fluffy, tight, expansive or just plain cute. 
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    clb74 said:
    We seeing any plates today
    Here's a plate
    You are better off having that amputated. 
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    Stig said:
    What a fantastic idea, an insults game based on two rhyming words. Can I suggest a few others for when the merriment dies down on this one.

    Rate my Pate: Lifers send in pictures of the top of their head, in return they receive a brutal confidence-sapping critique of their haircut from the Charlton Life fashionistas.

    Review my shoe: The opportunity for another sartorial masterclass.

    Vet my pet: Post a picture of your favourite pooch or moggie and we'll tell you whether it's as cute as a spring lamb or a pug ugly monster.

    Probe my lobe: Ear based comedy capers.

    Audit my plaudit: Tell us about a compliment that someone has given you. We'll soon knock you down a peg or two.

    Pigeonhole my heart and soul: Tell us about your deepest held beliefs and well decide whether you're a sharp-minded critical-thinker or a dim-witted gullible nutter.

    Score my whore: Send in pictures of your significant other and random Charlton fans will name their price.

    ... err, on second thoughts probably best not.  ;)
    PMSL
  • clb74 said:
    We seeing any plates today
    Here's a plate
    You are better off having that amputated. 
    I'll WhatsApp you later B)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    clb74 said:
    We seeing any plates today
    Here's a plate
    Your big toe looks like Greg Wallace
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    clb74 said:
    We seeing any plates today
    Here's a plate
    You are better off having that amputated. 
    I'll WhatsApp you later B)
    Don’t bother, I’m busy. 
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    MrOneLung said:
    Fun fact 

    sprouts, cauliflower, cabbage , broccoli, kale are all different parts of the same plant. 
    Plant family? 

    We're not talking courgette and marrow here.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    So did @paulie8290 actually win?
  • Why did I read this thread?

    That fecking foot!!!!!
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,724
    clb74 said:
    We seeing any plates today
    Here's a plate
    That is horrible. I feel for you Elfsborg