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Can We Stop The Rate My Plate Bollocks Now

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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    Yeh, can we have a "Rate my bollocks on a plate" thread?

    Just uploading a picture...
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,731
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    A nice ham vomelette to start the day.

  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    A nice ham omelette to start the day.
    Where is it then? The Ham Omelette I mean
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    Certainly wins fluffiest table mat competition.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Regarding the Yorkshire puddings did anyone actually make them themselves.
    Looks like aunt Bessie done them all.
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    I was 15mins from dishing up at 1:45 when Thames Water knocked and spent 2 hours pumping my sewage pipes. 
    Low and behold couldn't dish up until 4pm some burnt bits and and some steam to give kiss of life to the turkey. 

    Yes, one of the plates is mine and I was extremely fked off as I pride myself on Xmas Dinner.

    I was just pleased to get rid of the stench of Stale Brussels my house has been stunk out with for the past week.

    Love my neighbours who had caused this by shoving cooking oil down the drains. 
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Charltonparklane said:
    I was 15mins from dishing up at 1:45 when Thames Water knocked and spent 2 hours pumping my sewage pipes. 

    Image result for kenneth williams
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    soapy_jones said:
    Yeh, can we have a "Rate my bollocks" thread?

    We have a special corner of CL for that.
    House of something or other.....
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    soapy_jones said:
    Yeh, can we have a "Rate my bollocks on a plate" thread?

    Just uploading a picture...
    Image result for plums that look like bollocks
  • Siv_in_Norfolk
    Siv_in_Norfolk Posts: 4,057
    Enjoyed. Please repeat next year
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  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    I can’t believe my empty plate didn’t get a mention. 
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,582
    se9addick said:
    KBslittlesis said:
    Off_it said:
    KBslittlesis said:
    Got to be honest, I’ve only just looked at them.

    Feck me, am I glad my hubby is an awesome cook. Some of them looked a right dogs dinner. Beetroot? Yorkshire puds? Gammon? None of these should be anywhere near a Christmas dinner.


    No Yorkshire pud on a Christmas dinner? Are you mad?!
    Er yes, totally bonkers.
    But as I’m not northern and it’s a turkey dinner that is now served traditionally at Christmas. A northern pud should be nowhere fecking near my plate or it’s getting jettisoned out the window!
    I’d say Yorkshire puds are as traditional as turkey (I.e neither are really traditional but both are accepted now).
    Yorkshires accepted by hethens & n’er do wells
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    edited December 2019

    go for a nice long walk around the block @wheresmyticket?

    i'm going to spam the board with the results :-)

    3-17 first, then the top 3 / bottom 3



  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    Dan, 

    Can I just say

    Thanks for doing that mate

    Was Brilliant and Im sure will be a CL tradition from now on.

    Would have taken a bit of time to sort out so well done mate
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    I was not online over christmas so only caught up with this yesterday but some classic meals, classic comments, well done all. Great idea. Maybe do one every sunday😉
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,238
    Was really fun to be a part of, maybe a summer BBQ special would be a bit of fun?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    orpingtonRED said:
    I was not online over christmas so only caught up with this yesterday but some classic meals, classic comments, well done all. Great idea. Maybe do one every sunday😉
    Oh f*** off
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    AFKABartram said:

    go for a nice long walk around the block @wheresmyticket?

    i'm going to spam the board with the results :-)

    3-17 first, then the top 3 / bottom 3



    I'm off to the pub
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited December 2019
    sam3110 said:
    Was really fun to be a part of, maybe a summer BBQ special would be a bit of fun?
    This is bullying 
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    Wheresmeticket? said:
    orpingtonRED said:
    I was not online over christmas so only caught up with this yesterday but some classic meals, classic comments, well done all. Great idea. Maybe do one every sunday😉
    Oh f*** off
    Ok maybe just special occasions like Easter, Pancake day...
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  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    I'm right. You're all wrong. Sod the lot of you.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Happy New Year by the way.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    They’re even better now the real identities have been revealed. Quality stuff.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,121
    Although hopping around the threads again is a bind....
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Yeah. Maybe putting the id's and results on one thread would have been an idea
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    Solidgone said:
    I can’t believe my empty plate didn’t get a mention. 
    At least my dogs dinner did and was rated by some. 😂
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,779
    edited January 2020
    Wheresmeticket? said:
    Please 
    If you’re going to plate your bolox I’d give that a 10 for comedy value alone. 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    AddicksAddict said:
    Wheresmeticket? said:
    Please 
    If you’re going to plate your bolox I’d give that a 10 for comedy vale alone. 
    If you're going to plate bollocks, do it like this (from 28.30):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te3sYwdwzA8

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